#i would like to take this up a notch and say when the singular right hand person or romantic interest is referred to as “[your] dog” #incredible shit

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i gotta replace the strawberries in my computer soon