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- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

There are a ton of quick and cheap electrolyte drink recipes that you can find online. Tea, coffee, cocount water, milk, milk substitutes, juice, etc are all hydrating despite extremely persistent myths. Many fruits and veggies like cucumbers, watermelon, strawberries, bell peppers, etc have high water content and are a great way to hydrate while also getting vital nutrients. Popsicles are also a good way to stay cool and hydrated and you can buy them or make your own with whatever ingredients you want; there are recipes online, including ones for electrolyte popsicles, but you can also just do basic ones with your choice of fruit juice and whatever you want to add, like chunks of fresh or frozen fruit.

When you are experiencing extreme heat, your body is working overtime trying to keep you cool. You are using up all your nutrients and energy faster in addition to losing electrolytes as you sweat. You need extra water, extra electrolytes, extra sugar (your body converts sugar into energy and boy is it burning through it's energy reserves rn), and extra nutrients like vitamins/minerals.

-- The reason tea and coffee are said to not be hydrating is because caffeine is a diuretic, which means it makes you pee. It is a myth that they are not hydrating because they really do have plenty of water content, but also you should be mindful of how much caffeine you're drinking. Consider decaf/caffeine-free options for your additional cups beyond your usual amounts so that you are not having to pee too frequently.

-- I have never heard that milks, coconut water, or juice are not hydrating, thank goodness. They very much are. In fact, they all have water AND other sugars/nutrients that you need. Drink them.

-- "Watery" fruits/veggies are extremely helpful during extreme heat. They really do have water AND other nutrients that your body needs. All the ones mentioned above are great. I particularly like melons (watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, etc.) for their water + sugar content. Another thing I do is freeze grapes. I portion them out into separate containers, then grab one to let it mostly un-freeze before eating. This was great to take in my lunches to school as they were the right level of unfrozen right at my lunchtime. Just don't let them completely unfreeze or else they get mushy.

-- Electrolyte drinks, like Gatorade, Pedialyte, or salt packets (LMNT, Saalt, BioSteel, etc.) are extremely important. As said, you need to replace your electrolytes. You should absolutely be drinking these AND plain water/other hydration sources. Please.

-- Popsicles are also an excellent way to get some more water/sugar while cooling off. If you don't have a popsicle stand/kit to make your own, you can make ice cube versions; pour your juice/liquid of choice into an ice tray and then put in any fruit or inclusions if desired.

Other tips to cool down:

wet a towel or cloth with cold water and then place over your forehead and/or across the back of your neck.

swipe a cool, wet cloth over your body and then let your skin air dry (it's the same physics as sweating but loosing less of your own water/electrolytes from it)

remember that hot air rises; while inside, spend as much time as possible as close to the ground as possible. It's often not much, but any little bit helps

be intentional about moving as little as possible-- bring entertainment, snacks, and hydration to wherever you're going to sit/lay and then stay there as long as possible. Conserve your energy.

#2: "hi [professor], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, I'm [sick/stuck at work/dead] and won't be able to submit [assignment] by [due date]. could I please have an extension? if not, is there anything else I could do to make up this credit? thanks so much, [op]"

The FIRST SENTENCE is the thing you want the recipient to do. Do not make them guess.

I want to let you know about ... (This email is to inform someone of something not to ask them to do anything)

Could you please do ... (This is a request. You want them to do something).

I'm looking into x and wondering if you can help me (this is also a request but for information instead of an action).

People do not want to read an email and even if they do read it, most people are skimming and not interested. Tell them what you want first, then provide context or other information (when you need a thing is often key). If the email is informational, you can even add "you don't need to do anything, this is just to keep you informed!" People will appreciate not having to figure out what you want from them.

If you can't articulate what you want the recipient to do with the message, you are not ready to email them. I read too many emails where I have no idea what the person wants from me.

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PBS: Language as Prejudice - Myth #6: Women Talk Too Much (via misandry-mermaid)

Every EVERY women’s studies class I’ve been in has had this problem and failed to address it. 

Larry Barrington: What happens if you bake a whole pasta ball like it's bread (30 likes)

BigMuttDog: Hard as a rock!! (0 likes)

Larry Barrington: Me too just thinking about it (6 likes)

The Mike Ehrmantraut subplot:

You need to look at actual people. Influencers and actors and models are not what actual people look like irl. Those people don't even look like that irl! Real people have wrinkles and scars and pockmarks, flabby arms and saggy breasts and bellies that fold and hang over their belts, double chins and crooked noses and acne, yellow and missing teeth, receding hairlines and bald spots and frizz. Real people wear old clothes that don't fit perfectly and aren't particularly stylish or fashionable. Real people wear makeup that cakes and smears and settles into creases. Real people are fat and old and tired.