Syd

i never stop talking about some of these so i might as well banish them to a single post! you might know about a lot of them already, but feel free to look anyway

Adobe Animate (Flash) → OpenToonz, Synfig Studio, or Pencil2D 

Adobe Audition → Audacity

Adobe Illustrator → Inkscape 

Adobe Photoshop → GNU Image Manipulation Program or Paint.NET

Adobe Premiere Pro/After Effects → Fusion, Shotcut, OpenShot, Natron, or Blender

Autodesk Maya → Blender 

Clip Studio Paint/Paint Tool SAI → Krita, FireAlpaca, (both also include animation tools!) or MediBang Paint

FL Studio → LMMS

Microsoft Office → LibreOffice or Calligra Suite 

Scrivener → Celtx (sort of?) or Evernote

VLC media player → VLC media player lol

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

This is so old

Toddler, just learning how to talk: *excited gasp*  A FUCK!

Mother: JENNA NO!

Jenna, bouncing up and down with glee: BABYS!  BABY FUCKS! BABY FUCKS!

Mother, hissing whisper of desperation: J e n n a   p l e a s e !

Jenna, ecstatic:FEEDA FUCKS!  FEEDA FUCKS!

Jenna, turning to me and gesturing: BABY FUCKS!!

Me:  Yeah!  Did you know a baby Duck is called a Duckling?

Jenna: !!!!!

Jenna: MOMMY!  FUCKLEYS!

Mother: I’m so sorry.

Me: Are you kidding?  This is the highlight of my week.

Jenna, chanting as shes loadedint the stroller and wheeled away: BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY!

Barry: Since when? Merle and Magnus also have beards?  

Davenport: Since… … Uh… … … Please?

He looks over Lucretia’s shoulder and she’s drawn a little cartoony illustration of him in one of her journals and written “INCORRECT” underneath it in big block letters.

Magnus: Barry I love you and you’re my family and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now and I refuse to look at it

Taako leaves a straight razor on his bed and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a threat.

Merle: Who the fuck are you?

(No one can tell if Merle is joking.)

RADICAL SATURDAY

I mean as the Grim Reaper he’s not going to tell anyone what he does for a living because like he’s gotta go after these necromancers. And he has a cool scythe that can teleport him in and out of his and Taako’s house without ever having to use a door. And that Taako definitely shows him off at like social events and Taako is the biggest celebrity in Fareun so…

I mean, from the perspective of just like your average Faerunian, Taako (the biggest celebrity in the planar system) has a husband who 

1. Never leaves the house without him

2. Is very attractive (as is mentioned by Griffin every time Kravitz appears in the podcast, basically)

3. Has no discernible profession or pastime outside of just… being Taako’s companion

…Kravitz… Kravitz is just a trophy husband in Faerun’s eyes

and u know taako likes to shower him in gifts. he’s a savior of the multiverse! he’s rich now!!! he can afford to splurge.