we'll get past this.

full of revelations these days, baby, PLEASE keep ‘em up. i swear, n’ i don’t know how you do it, but you get more n’ more inspirational by the day. shit, lay off for a couple of days. ‘m kidding, love, no one enjoys seein’ you over the moon than me. honestly. me ? so fuckin’ hot ? i don’t see that. i do, however, get that energy from a certain brunette. that’s it. i’m surprised you haven’t called me out on my bullshit yet, babe. you get this cool, calm n’ collected guy on the surface, yet i was practically meltin’ there next to you. it was, uh, definitely a night that i won’t ever forget. for, uh, multiple reasons. thank you, my love. i had us in mind throughout the entire time, which is probably why it just feels right to me. does this make you cinderella then ? 

@sofiacarson: i haven't really had a problem with getting /out/ of bed. nighttime is the worst for me, actually... like after shawn's asleep and i'm just alone with my thoughts. i hate it. i've been COOKING just to keep myself distracted. this is a monumental development. i'm not sure if i'll be able to go to hawaii. i want to stick close to shawn, and i already have to leave on the 15th to host the radio disney show. let's find somewhere to meet up, one of shawn's shows. pretty please? :) the shawn mendes documentary the world isn't ready for... or is it?

@sofiacarson: condoms ruin the entire thing! and some of them hurt :/ the ribbed ones are no bueno :/ selena! ur a grown woman, u don't need me to tell u this but... safe sex, safe sex, safe sex! i will scream it until my throat bleeds! we film in portland which is... too far from toronto. idk how i'm going to manage that right now. good thing i have months to worry about it. i just don't think NOW is the right time. maybe if we would've... u know, known about this baby we could've made it work. but i don't really want to get myself excited for something and go through /that/ again. oh that's right! look at u, he should be giving u that house for free! the pressure is on for the perfect house warming gift... i want u to warn all ur other friends that i'm going to win.

@sofiacarson: no, don't cry! we've cried way too many tears lately... enough is enough! the album is coming! it's not nearly finished. u know better than anyone... it takes time, especially when ur putting ur EVERYTHING into just a few tracks.

@selenagomez: wow.. that... probably is the worst thing ever. have you tried sleep aids ? like temporarily of course.. i don't mean for the long term. i think a little zz quil would do the trick maybe ? okay but your cooking skill is probably insane by now :// so :// bright side. of course.. i'm sure everyone who wants to see you will understand that now is not the time. yes ! i will have to dig into my schedule but i'm sure i can make it happen as long as he stays inside the US lmaooo. i don't think they are but you should drop it anyways

@selenagomez: it does.. you're not wrong :/ okay.. but like i know people with literal allergies to condoms and it makes my heart so sad. i know ! but it's like.. you get drunk and do it once by accident and now you're just skin to skin all the damn time :/ of course. there's so much time. don't dwell on it all.. just focus on the now and you should be okay by the end of the day. yeah.. it's painful and i couldn't imagine having to go through it multiple times :( ugh, it's fine, really ! it's ours. and he worked hard on it, but trust me he's not giving me an easy time about it. omg is it going to be a framed picture of jennifer aniston ? please make it that

JUSTIN: so trump is directly behind me ???? damn, i really must be shit then lmao

JUSTIN: got you, i'm sure he'll be elated :) hm we love and stan a healthy life on this side

JUSTIN: no problem. but, sel, /i'm/ supposed to be the liar. not you. i know everything already, and it was wild

SELENA: well... you get what you pay for

SELENA: i'm /sure/. on this side as well :)

C: thanks for the info, sel, now i can update my selena gomez fanpage. siiiiiick. yes, yes, please take all of my money cause it's evil

C: but if we brush past it then i'll never know the difference :/ whatever, can we make music now lol

SEL: LMAOOO please do and ALSO add the charity link. big slick charity as well, just worked with them ! ugh, thanks. love that for me

ARIANA: i rarely see u get riled up like this, sel, and let me tell u .. i wouldn’t fuck with u when ur in the mood bc ? intimidating as allllll fuck. u deserved better then n u totally have it now, so ! looks like u already won ! what song is that ? don’t think i ever heard that before :) in my head tho ? thanks, i love u. that could be a possibility since my contract would be satisfied, but i /need/ music in my life, sel. i do. it’s literally the only way that i can cope n have some sense of sanity :/ :/ ur right, but the way that things are looking right now .. there’s gonna be tons of breaks. it’s intense shit out there. /everyone’s/ winded. there’s really no need to ask when it’s obvious. he won’t come over here bc he’s closer w/ his son. hELP :/

@sofiacarson: i miss u a lot, dacre too. i haven't seen u guys since... and we really need to make some new memories to push away /those/. we do, yeah. that's actually how i fell in love with him. huddling up in the corner, playing guitar. it's special.

@sofiacarson: i just can't handle the THOUGHT of getting pregnant again. and this was the best choice... other than condoms but that's not going to happen lol. how are u and dac keeping safe? his pullout game better be strong :/ no, i don't think so? we're both in points of our career where it's just not feasible. when i get to be a mom, i want to be THERE for my baby. all the time. no other concerns or responsibilities. wait, WHAT? why didn't u open with the fact my best friends are moving in together :( i'm so happy for u guys!!

@sofiacarson: girl, u have so much going on for u right now, i'm so endlessly proud!

@selenagomez: yeah.. he kind of had to drag me out of bed little by little everyday until i realized i have work to do. so now we're in new york. :( we do ! there's the whole hawaii thing but with the movie and the album i'll be like two weeks late to the party. that's like.. movie material ??? ur a literal romance movie superstar in real life pls come out with a docu-series one day

@selenagomez: sksksksksksksksk listen ! condoms are a gift you better use 'em. but i understand not wanting to.. /trust me/ um... you know. we just.. give it to god. i know that sounds like i'm a TERRIBLE example especially since i just said condoms are a gift but.. amen ! oh.. i forgot the show and everything :/ yeah, makes total sense. and his tour is going on for like.. what ? the rest of 2019 ? but hey, you can make anything happen if you really want it. just remember that. but if a career is what ur life is craving right now. don't let anything stop it. aw, thank you. :((( he actually had a house he's been working on since he's such an interior design nerd so i'm going to buy it :)

C: selena gomez: singer, actress, dancer, model, fruit enthusiast

C: lol i’m on the fine line between close friend and stalker. but what’s the difference? there isn’t one

SEL: fruit enthusiast you got that right. you also forgot ambassador, influencer and philanthropist.. while we're here.. donate to A21.org

JUSTIN: wasup shorty ? i know i'm probably the last person you wanna talk to ...

JUSTIN: but i heard about the situation cause i'm sure you know shawn and i are boyfriends

JUSTIN: sorry, this is no time for jokes, but i just wanted to make sure that you were okay .. is that weird lol

SELENA: mmm.. second to last. you beat trump by like.. one point.

SELENA: oh, great. tell him i said thanks ! :) love this for me.

i’m not the slightest bit surprised, love. you, more than i anyone i know, live that out to its fullest potential n’ that’s … quite the sight to see, i’ll tell you. didn’t know we needed tickets now. does that mean all my other trips were invalid ? i think we need to make up for all those times, yeah. right. brighter side is that we got it out of our systems, like, the experience n’ all. it’s over now. again, totally understandable, but i don’t want you to be in your head over it. just live in the moment, babe, spare yourself the bad thoughts. things are good, HELL, incredible between us. that’s what should matter. ah, see, how can i say no to that ? i’m just hoping you’re right cause another ‘ human shrek ’ comment will make me flip my lid. i’m more than honored to rep that i’m the inspiration behind your stand-up career, babe. straight to my resume. definitely wasn’t something i expected since we met under unorthodox circumstances. can i just say that you really put my time management skills to shame, my love. you planned out an entire night ‘n more within seconds. i’m stalling cause i’m nervous. anyway, uh, your wish is my command.

ARIANA: but she'll prolly see u now n stick her tail in between her legs / pretend like she never saw u. corny. this is why i don't beef bc ? it's infuriating. i'm that friend n it's well recieved ! no bags for me ! yeeeee, fuck. catch u a bae who listens to ur shit. i'm alREADY crying bih, welcome ! to the party ! cause i was naive n thought he had my best interest at mind .. when he wanted me to drop my ' shit of an ex-boyfriend ' just to play his personal stage monkey. that's why. yeee, but it's not up to me. u know he doesn't live here n it's like ... do i drop my shit n sacrifice for this man tht i really, really, reeeeeaaaaallly like ?

ARIANA: u ... UR ... it's actually so hard to be mean to u :/ i don't know, don't u think u kinda used to sleeping in ur bag ? bc relatable ! asdjfgj yes pls, we love representation ! i like women n men ! yuh ! teleport to me, use ur mexican third eye powers :/ begging bc scooter hates time off / when i do anything that isn't work related lmao. the usual. thank u, selallala :/ liSTEN, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABT ! to see me :) n we did :) but he came back :) like jesus will :) guess u can say .. this is his second coming :) yes, i'll go home :)

i treat you how you deserved to be treated, baby. no doubt. i, personally, think everyone should really follow suit. good to know, considerin’ close to all that is words of wisdom. i stan it. agreed, my love, i want you to be okay. like, completely. totally. genuinely. all that. yeah, it’s completely understandable. you don’t have anythin’ to worry about out, sel. i’m serious. if we have to act clueless to get over everythin’ then we will. just as long as it works for us both. it’s going to take some gettin’ used to, i think. especially when you’re postin’ me n’ your fanbase is …. well, passionate. like every fanbase. i appreciate the love though, baby. i do. don’t thank me. this, us, is just somethin’ that will always make sense to me. you know ? there’s not a second of the day when i don’t trust you. you have my heart. n’ that’ something i gave up too frivolously with liv. i can’t spoil too much too quickly, no, but just know that literally all of my blood, sweat n’ tears went into this house. what’re we doing tomorrow ?

ARIANA: so shOULD I START YELLING TOO ? PLS LMK. this is what the cancer life is like, sis :// what's the picture of the puzzle of ? can it be toulouse ? dude, pls bring urself in front of my face this instant ! i'm needy ! but i have a show tomorrow n then i have some begging to do. regular ari shit. u go live ur best life then u better bring ur ass to me :/ ooooooo ! well just rub all ur passport stamps in my fACE, missy, it shoulda been me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! okay, but i just don't wanna jinx it :/ :/ liam's coming :/

i, well … you know what ? i really can’t argue with pure logic. it makes sense. people just take all the stuff written about you n’ expect a broken, phased girl, yet you’re provin’ ‘em otherwise. i shouldn’t be tellin’ you to simply forget about it, but if it’s workin’ then we should make it stick. thanks for pointin’ it out, miss gomez, i appreciate it more than anything. nonetheless, expect it soon cause it feels weird. attention makes me shrivel up. you KNOW this. um, hold on, you didn’t bust your ass on this album for no reason. give us the album n’ then go for it. we have a bunch of selfies too, so shutterfly ! here we come ! it might’ve not been all bad considerin’ i make ‘ya pretty happy. i make you happy, right ? i’m frazzled. either way, y’all are cute. it’s obvious. never thought i’d see the day, sel, but that’s it. yeah, figured. funny you said that cause remember i used to design n’ stuff ? well, what if i said i had a ‘lil something ?

ARIANA: bUT IF I STAY QUIET THEN I'M TRYING TO B SOMEONE I'M NOT & IF I DO THEN I GET YELLED AT ? i'm crying :/ that made me cry :/ some people don't see it that way, baby ! eeeeeep ur coming n i'm leaving, but i hope ur going cause i'm going to finagle my way over there ! for sure. oh .. this is .... news ... definitely ... a kicker ... but i'm so happy for u :) the happiest lil girl :) ever :)