Feast Gladly, Moon Stealer

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this