Holding Onto Your Broken Promises

And now we have this

And also this:

So not only are Lokis bi/pan/whatevs but also MCU!Loki was clearly stabbing Thor out of love...🤣🤣🤣

Hey there ! 

My last post about this book exceed 300 notes and some of you even started to follow me ! Thank you T^T (I dunno what you expect of me but I’ll do my best ! 8D)

I received my order last week without problem (as expected the bitchy customs made me pay an extra 26€ of taxes/fees 8D). I took the pictures but I was a little lazy/tired to make this post since english is not my native language so it takes more energy (sorry in advance for the broken english). But here I am ! 

The book is beautiful as expected. The thickness is about the same as an average manga. I was pleasantly surprised to see that there is an holographic effect on the cover’s text. There is a little illustration in the inner front cover and when you open it further you get Naruto. Same with the back cover expect it’s Sasuke. The first few pages are illustrations on glossy paper. 

Now speaking about the contents !

There is seven stories in the book. All of them are post chapter 699 and all of them have NaruSasu dynamic.  Five out of seven are following canon, Boruto and Sarada make apparitions so you can say they’re cheating on their wife, albeit two of them are more bromance than romance since they only kiss at most (and in specific situations) and they are not is a relationship per se. In the remaining two stories, they are dating I guess since the kids are nowhere to see.

The three first story are different yet linked. They revolve around a flashback when they were 13 (probably) and Sasuke was attacked and aphrodisiac chakra was forcibly pushed inside of him. (This or eitheir a justu I need to focus a little more on this part… Either way it was aphrodisiac.)

In the first story, Naruto feels Sasuke’s chakra suddenly disappear and he runs at his rescue. /!\ read it on Aca iro’s Pixiv /!\

The second story is actually 3 pages long. Sarada and Boruto catch Naruto and Sasuke kissing after training. They both go tell their own mother and Hinata says something along “They really get along well.” and Sakura “I see, it’s nothing new though ?”. The end. In the third story, Boruto tries a new jutsu on Sasuke and it makes him suddenly cry. The tears wont stop so he goes to Naruto for help…

The fourth one is actually kinda shotacon. Naruto trips on a jutsu scroll and time travel in the past. He ends up at that moment where Sasuke is under the aphrodisiac chakra/jutsu and helps him to get rid of the effects…

Yeah, says the man who’s always used his position as High Warlock to protect downworlders (even sending his ex-lover to the Clave to protect Raphael), whom by the way he considers “his children”.

Sure, says the man who actually decided to get separated from the love of his life, breaking his own heart in the process, because he thought it was the only way to protect his people.

we could see that in 01x12 when he was at the institute to talk about the mission to get help from ragnor and he thought alec hadn’t chosen him or in 02x13 after the body swap and now 03x01 when he’s hurting after being dismissed from the position of high warlock of brooklyn

he’s always joking and making snarky comments, pretending how much he isn’t upset about the situation. it’s his way of going back to his old ways of dealing with a heartbreak. he’s trying to build those walls around his heart up again because it feels safe that way. he knows it’s not helping and even if alcohol can make you forget about your problems for a while, after that it hurts even more

Idris Elba 

Chris Pine

Harry Shum Jr

Jensen Ackles

Jared Padalecki

Misha Collins

Alexander Calvert

Matt Cohen 

Richard Speight Jr

Rob Benedict

Ho buddy,  ho friend,  oh baby, oh darling … you asked for it

*furiously digs through the contents of her phone*

Okay … let’s start off mild:

He’s so serious and brooding … mmm

Okay,  now some sweet-hotness:

Oh the sweater and the eyes and the adorable dad-ness

Okay,  what about some dressed up/ flirty smile Mish:

What about sex-face Misha? 

Or bamf Misha? (I know some of these are Cas gifs but it’s still Misha ok? )

I mean,  c’mon …

And what about his arms in this one:

Fuck me sideways …

Umm … yes

Okay … this one is just too adorable:

And then there’s all this bullshit:

How about confused/skeptical/sexy:

And everyone deserves to see Misha taking off his pants …

About-to-have-an-orgy-Misha:

And of course …

And what would this list be without shirtless,  panting,  moaning Misha? 

Alright that’s it for now.  I do have more,  but I’m legit getting a headache from staring at my phone. 

I hope you enjoyed– what am I thinking? 

OF COURSE YOU DID! 

Thank you for blessing this planet with your presence for 43 years ♥

I want my majestic moose, bisexual squirrel and sassy seraph back.

Oh and I want Wayward Daughters too.

Look at his face

Isn’t he adorable?

I know you’re smiling

you can’t frown

I’m a scientist

Look

Science

look more evidence

so many

are you done trying to challenge my science

i can do this all day

FIGHT ME