Chuck The Wizard

@chuckthewizard

Hello, I am Chuck the Wizard Arch Hedge-Wizard, maker of low-quality flying circus memes, and biggest pest to congress in the county. It's certainly a life I live. While I'd rather not publicly reveal my age or other major details I will say I'm over 20 and a guy (if I hadn't made the latter obvious enough).

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evil columbo

Evil Colombo is a louse

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bowelflies

the most powerful man in the world

chuckthewizard

Ok I need everyone who follows me to see this absolute legend of a man.

64mpg

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

64mpg

it’s just not possible

transattacks

not seeing a lot of people on here talking about ICE murdering another man yesterday. His name was Lorenzo Salgado Arajou. He was a Mexican man living in Huston Texas. He was killed at age 52 and lived the past 35 years here in the USA, and was in the process of obtaining a work permit. He was shot and killed during a traffic stop that ICE claims was part of a targeted operation, and claimed he was “weaponizing his vehicle”- the same claim ICE agents made when they shot and murdered Renee Good.

During the stop, Lorenzo had 3 coworkers with him in his truck who have all been taken into ICE custody.

His family described Lorenzo as a hardworking family man who didn’t deserve to be killed. All he wanted was to provide for his wife and see his sons become great people. His eldest son recognized his father by his cries and pleas when trying to identify who the victim was.

The Salgado Araujo family has set up a gofundme to help with funeral and legal costs, and to help keep their family supported since Lorenzo was the sole provider.

On the morning of July 7, 2026, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was ta… LULAC Institute, Inc. needs your support for In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salg

beeelderly

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

beeelderly

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

chuckthewizard

Grappling is already a feature you just have to use a sleep LAN connection from the same bed with a partner.

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>it’s wet

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@canadiangold

supreme-leader-stoat

chuckthewizard

>discover humans

>their planet is named dirt

>some of them think they were made from dirt

>their food comes from the dirt

>their buildings and tools come from the dirt

>they fight each other over who owns the dirt

>they completely ruin the dirt with their bad farming and wars

>leave

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

chuckthewizard

Dawn Dianna Dimmadome? Divorcee and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

birdplushie

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

chuckthewizard

Hear me out: you do this. Protag girl at first seems happy on the surface. Then she starts noticing things being off. That isn’t where she left it. It was 3:00 only a minute ago and now it’s 5:30. Something is wrong. Slowly over the next chapter she realizes that this is all a projection of what the main villain thinks she wants after winning. She swears she will escape this facade. End of book find out how she does it in the sequel.

#tried to find a way to turn the trope on its head #I’m certain it’s been done before #probably by someone more talented than me

usuallyblindseer

Lancer Manticore that instead of bleeding radio signals of religious texts and imagery it spews out olde world corporate ads

#Spamton

redstonedust

everyones always getting isekai'd into a fantasy rpg setting. no more. i woke up in anotehr world as a footsoldier of the galactic empire. reborn as the princess of the candy kingdom. i got hit by a sports car and went to radiator springs (cars) (the movie) (mater is there)

chuckthewizard

Thanks for the writing prompt

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wintertraumaposting

"There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole."

"Foxgirl pussy is so good it makes you believe in god??"

chuckthewizard

#foxholegame #foxhole

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

mintbees

chuckthewizard

Any fallout game

Someone requested this so here it is: the rattiest rat tank in Flying Circus. Suggestions are always welcome and in fact encouraged. I make these more often when I have people riding my ass about them.

#flying circus #planes #tanks #indie ttrpg #flying circus ttrpg #lancer rpg #lancer

beardedmrbean

#Tolkien would agree with this

chuckthewizard

Personal conspiracy theory but remember how those memes about gambling all seemingly came out of nowhere and now there are ten million gambling ads?

I’m not saying they’re connected, but I am saying it’s weird that they just so happen to come one after another. Could just be opportunism, but something about it definitely feels a bit… staged.

Also report all gambling ads on here as malicious because they fucking are.

chuckthewizard

TUMBLR MY COMPLAINT WAS NOT A REQUEST FOR MORE GAMBLING ADS

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank

chuckthewizard

It’s about damn time. Will it go well? Who fucking knows, but the more people support them the more nervous we make Hasbro. Sign the thing.

The workers at Magic The Gathering: Arena have voted overwhelmingly to form the union: United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC)! We are

vexwerewolf

The Urbanmech is terrible at everything except the thing it was specifically designed for. But is it good at that? well no, not really

chuckthewizard

This is slander. The urbanmech is great at its designed role. It’s just that the designed role is making money off idiots dumb enough to buy the urbanmech.

#alternate post I considered:#the urbanmech is a weapon deployed by bureaucrats against their own side

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