A writer

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

dni if you support. dni if you're okay with. this blog is a safe space for toxic and evil women who tear down friend and foe alike with no regard for anything but the rhythm of war

gacha game where it's gijinkas of. idk uhhh numbers. and you start seeing fanart and shipping discourse from people who thirst about 19 or 235 or 611. don't miss the prime banner this month. yeah i'm pulling for 97 she's literally my wife? and they keep coming up with new numbers. and player complaints about powercreep culminate when they release 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (blonde twink)

at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here