Jack with a rack

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

we are so back. no new developments I just have a gut feeling

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

A TACO BELL WORKER WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME GAVE ME A PURPLE DUCK ONCE BECAUSE WE YAPPED AND HAD A GOOD TIME. BEING NICE BRINGS MINI DUCKS AND REALLY COOL PEOPLE INTO YOUR LIFE

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