the stars have joined us

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

yeah it’s gonna be a samia honey summer again. yeah all summer.

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

happy pride to girls who didn’t know that women could be nice to you, inscrutable polycules, straight people in forbidden marriages, body snatchers who kiss their own reflections, poets obsessed with long-dead warriors, predatory cougars, lesbians who are in fact the problem, and girls who are in love with a corpse

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly