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in honor of tipping being removed, shoutout to one of the funniest interactions i've ever had on here

Didn't read the URL and thought the tipper was calling your dumplings 'girlballs', possibly in an effort to deride their testicular appearance

Oh lord 💀

If this hits 10,000 notes l will eat a rock

You're just gonna eat salt aren't you

I would eat a rock for free

You have developed a reputation for being an expert matchmaker. Whenever you’re around, people who meet each other end up falling in love. But what no one else sees is that Cupid has been trying to shoot you with an arrow for a long time now, and all you’ve been doing is dodging them.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Sure why not

Agreed

Y'know, why not?

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

GIVE ME SHIT OH MIGHTY BAGEL

bagel again

bagel

* shakes like dice * c’mon bagel mama don’t wanna go to thanksgiving

ohoho why not, let’s see what it comes

Burn !!!!!!

I’m just trying!

Got nothing to lose so why not

The magic of the bagel will have end here, check