I am in love with fictional men 🫤

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

“it must be tough to stick with me” the entire country of italy calls you the predestined one. half of the paddock is obsessed with you. quite literally the entire f1 world regardless of team loyalty wants to see you win a wdc. charles how do i make you see how loved you are

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral