Cpt. Save-A-HOE

Got my first check today

When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70′s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

jared leto: come to the dark side, we have cookies >:)

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70′s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.

Here’s your reminder that relationships are extremely difficult. the delusion that you are going to find that person who you move into a small apartment with and read books all day and cook naked and cuddle with and play footsie under the table with is a gross romanticization of reality.

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

He better not fucking have

“Anyone who isn’t embarrassed by who they were last year probably isn’t learning enough.”

“I lost my mind trying to find yours.”