ChrisOfTheDead

@chrisofthedead

3D Animator and game dev looking for work. Silly-things maker. I created the animation series Low-Poly Knights. I worked on animation for 2 Halo-based machinima shows: Red vs Blue (Season 12) and CRASH. I also run Oblivion Loading Screens. I post my animations to my YouTube channel. Carrd for other stuff I make and accounts.

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Thoronir: "I offer the finest prices and lowest goods in all of Cyrodiil."

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You have contracted Social Anxiety (Joke credit: Talon)

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The Trusty Argonian Blade

Volume I, Part II Lifts-Her-Flail: At least this bounty was worth it. Now I can buy some decent rations and a new shield. Guard: Ma’am, did you injure the butcher’s face? Lifts-Her-Flail: Yes, I did. He was making poor-quality romantic advances toward me. Guard: That’s fair. He is a Dingus. Lifts-Her-Flail: Pardon? Guard: Of the Cheydinal Dinguses. It’s legal to injure their faces when they make poor-quality romantic advances. Lifts-Her-Flail: Are there any other unique laws I should know about? Guard: If anyone offers you a “girthy sausage”, you can put fifty gallons of hornets in their pants. Lifts-Her-Flail: … This town is odd.

Guard: Our count is a madman.

End of Volume I Part II

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The Trusty Argonian Blade

Volume I, Part I

Biggue Dingus: Welcome to my butcher shop! Would you like to see my meat?

Lifts-Her-Flail: Uh... No. I’m here to turn in the missing fish for the bounty.

Biggue Dingus: Oh! I see. But certainly a strong young woman such as your self would enjoy my large meat loaf before venturing out?

Lifts-Her-Flail: I’ll just take the money from the bounty.

Biggue Dingus: … Fine, whatever. But first, do you have any plump melons you’ve picked up on your- OW! BY THE NINE! MY FACE!

Lifts-Her-Flail: And there’s more where that came from if you spout any more innuendo!

Biggue Dingus: … Anytime, ma’am... any time. End of Volume I Part I

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I'm surprised I was able to get this far into the 2020's without needing to ask for mutual aid but here we are 💔

Local dentist saw a shadow on an x-ray for an unrelated visit and found bacteria eating away at my tooth and skull thats been happening for years. It hasn't been spotted until now because I wasn't showing any of the associated symptoms.

I need multiple surgeries to get the remains of the front tooth broken into pieces and removed, the bacteria scrubbed off, a bone graft applied to my skull, an implant installed and of course a new crown manufactured and screwed in.

They urged me to do it as soon as possible or else it will get worse.

If u could please donate / share ill be endlessly grateful ❤️

Hey all, you might know me by my work online :) I'll get straigh… Lilith Walther needs your support for Help Lilith with her sever

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Thoronir: "I offer the finest prices and lowest goods in all of Cyrodiil."

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Martin Septim: "The average dev who was let go was not part of the "14 layers of management", but the backbone of the studio, doing the core work on games we all love. Microsoft's C-suite are the ones who's decisions lead the company to ruin, and throw the crew overboard to make the ship lighter, instead of cutting their own bloated salaries, when they are already so rich as to not need money ever again." Leave your comments to Microsoft about the layoffs in the feedback portal: https://feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/idea/69b8ec0b-7479-f111-9b47-6045bdbd0989

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Glarthir: "They keep putting potions in the water that turn the freaking Argonians gay! And I want some too!"

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New Low-Poly Knights short animation! :D Shiirk is dying of hunger, but it sounds like his friends have enough food to motivate him to reach them in time. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDVbiKL7n4

Full Low-Poly Knights YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbvyXGq1ZB25a7RkB1NASBEaZJ61e1Zp

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The Fragile Illusion of Alpha Masculinity has been lost.

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Achievement unlocked 10G - Impromptu Vasectomy

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Sakeepa: "Could I interest you in a completely normal horse that isn’t full of biscuits?"

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New Low-Poly Knights short animation! :D Shiirk is dying of hunger, but it sounds like his friends have enough food to motivate him to reach them in time. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDVbiKL7n4

Full Low-Poly Knights YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbvyXGq1ZB25a7RkB1NASBEaZJ61e1Zp

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Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

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