Whatcha need from me?

He is now calling it "intercourse." Sir if you don't just say "fuck" I stg.

I’m sorry the story was about what?

This woman he consensually entered was apparently married but separated, and when he encountered her husband at a bar the guy started threatening him for sleeping with his wife and the first guy ended up dragging him out of a bar. This guy was probably six foot, covered in tats, with a huge red beard so like…. Idk who tried to mess with him in the first place but I’m confident he won this fight.

The guy...with tats... And a huge beard... couldn't/wouldn't say Fuck?!

Maybe that should have been part of the original post — in fact, he actually did say fuck, as in “I fucking decked him in the face,” just not to refer to sex.

That makes this even funnier

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

Me today.

The SCREAM that came out of my mouth

Me going through with an impulsive thought

This is a requirement for getting a geology degree

the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian…

hephaestus quivers before him

Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree.

This is so cool!!!

Chickens are so underrated, I love them

Exactly! I tried to get YandereDev to use this song instead, but he just wouldn’t listen!

No one in this video is a human.

the sims 9