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@strangebusdriver
[The bus pulls up to your bus stop, the driver looking bewildered.]
Where the fuck am I?
[She notices you, and the bus doors open. She says nothing, staring at you, waiting for you to get on.]
[It's suddenly late. You've waited for a while.]
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Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
can i get some evil garlic bread
okay cool uhhh this should cover the cost *she tossed you a small sack of gold coins.*
Oh ok thank you :) I will bring you two Evil Garlic Breads
Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
Can I have a gnome
Im not kidnapping an Evil Papa Johns cashier
Who said it had to be employed?
Sorry most gnomes at Evil Papa Johns are cashiers. I can find an unemployed gnome sure yeah
Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
Can I have a gnome
Im not kidnapping an Evil Papa Johns cashier
Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
can i get some evil garlic bread
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Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks
Okie dokie. True Evil Pizza or just a regular Evil Pizza with special toppings
Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
ate the human food today.................. there was some strange animal staring at my form so i gave it a Potato Chip.
How did it taste
well i got it from this place called Dennies and while the interior was rather disturbing and frightening i do think it was. how do you say it. g. tasty. colon parentheses
Yummy
Did you get pancakes :)
ate the human food today.................. there was some strange animal staring at my form so i gave it a Potato Chip.
How did it taste
[A message comes over a radio in the shittybus.]
Hello. If you're hearing this, me and my passengers need help.
Blaze here, Monarch Squadron. We read you loud and clear. Mind givin' us a name?
( @strangebusdriver )
My passengers just call me Driver. Sometimes it's Strange. Um, we have been... missing... for a little over four months.
Nice to meet you, Strange. So, what exactly does "missing" entail? No idea where you were?
No.
We've vanished like that before. But just for a couple of hours. And it brought more people to the bus this time.
So, let me get this straight. Your entire bus, passengers included, disappeared for 4 entire months.
I don't think I need to say this, but that seems odd. Still, not my place to say what happened, even if I knew. Is there any way we can help?
Dude, why the hell do you think I'm called Strange?
But yeah, uh... I guess we just need a place to recooperate. Everyone's shaken up, and I don't have the supplies that I need to make sure everyone's cared for. Especially now that we have new folks.
If you need a place to stay, I think we can provide. Viper's prickly at times but they just want to help, shouldn't even need to run this by them. What are your coordinates?
Uh... [She tells them their coordinates after a moment of fumbling.]
Roger that, we'll be there in a sec.
[The radio cuts out, and only a few moments later a bus falls from the sky.]
[The shittybus' radio shrieks with static for just a moment before cutting out again.]
[It fell in front of a small, gray bus, scraped up and covered in dirt and what may be blood or rust but still going despite its loud sputtering and it being literally held together with ducktape. Out of the bus' driver's seat comes a short but muscular woman with brown skin and short, curly hair that's gone shock white. She waves. Her hands have thick gloves.]
HEY BRO ARE YOU BLAZE
no i am a bus.
OH. SORRY
blaze is on floor 12, take the stairs not the elevator. should be adequate space for all of your passengers on floor 17, take the elevator for that one
Okay thanks. Come on everyone
[She opens up the bus' door and ushers out around 23 people, too average to actually deduce what they look like but standing out with their worn, frightened appearances and the blood on their clothes. The Driver reassures them as she guides them into the shittybus.]
that blood is concerningly fresh looking but. i get it shit happens. get in already, don't like this place
[The Driver enters her bus quickly while everyone gets on. She comes onto the Shittybus last, carrying the few belongings she has in a tote bag with "TARMPA, FLORIDA" on it. A reference to some kind of book, maybe?]
Thank you.
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[A message comes over a radio in the shittybus.]
Hello. If you're hearing this, me and my passengers need help.
Blaze here, Monarch Squadron. We read you loud and clear. Mind givin' us a name?
( @strangebusdriver )
My passengers just call me Driver. Sometimes it's Strange. Um, we have been... missing... for a little over four months.
Nice to meet you, Strange. So, what exactly does "missing" entail? No idea where you were?
No.
We've vanished like that before. But just for a couple of hours. And it brought more people to the bus this time.
So, let me get this straight. Your entire bus, passengers included, disappeared for 4 entire months.
I don't think I need to say this, but that seems odd. Still, not my place to say what happened, even if I knew. Is there any way we can help?
Dude, why the hell do you think I'm called Strange?
But yeah, uh... I guess we just need a place to recooperate. Everyone's shaken up, and I don't have the supplies that I need to make sure everyone's cared for. Especially now that we have new folks.
If you need a place to stay, I think we can provide. Viper's prickly at times but they just want to help, shouldn't even need to run this by them. What are your coordinates?
Uh... [She tells them their coordinates after a moment of fumbling.]
Roger that, we'll be there in a sec.
[The radio cuts out, and only a few moments later a bus falls from the sky.]
[The shittybus' radio shrieks with static for just a moment before cutting out again.]
[It fell in front of a small, gray bus, scraped up and covered in dirt and what may be blood or rust but still going despite its loud sputtering and it being literally held together with ducktape. Out of the bus' driver's seat comes a short but muscular woman with brown skin and short, curly hair that's gone shock white. She waves. Her hands have thick gloves.]
HEY BRO ARE YOU BLAZE
no i am a bus.
OH. SORRY
blaze is on floor 12, take the stairs not the elevator. should be adequate space for all of your passengers on floor 17, take the elevator for that one
Okay thanks. Come on everyone
[She opens up the bus' door and ushers out around 23 people, too average to actually deduce what they look like but standing out with their worn, frightened appearances and the blood on their clothes. The Driver reassures them as she guides them into the shittybus.]
[A message comes over a radio in the shittybus.]
Hello. If you're hearing this, me and my passengers need help.
Blaze here, Monarch Squadron. We read you loud and clear. Mind givin' us a name?
( @strangebusdriver )
My passengers just call me Driver. Sometimes it's Strange. Um, we have been... missing... for a little over four months.
Nice to meet you, Strange. So, what exactly does "missing" entail? No idea where you were?
No.
We've vanished like that before. But just for a couple of hours. And it brought more people to the bus this time.
So, let me get this straight. Your entire bus, passengers included, disappeared for 4 entire months.
I don't think I need to say this, but that seems odd. Still, not my place to say what happened, even if I knew. Is there any way we can help?
Dude, why the hell do you think I'm called Strange?
But yeah, uh... I guess we just need a place to recooperate. Everyone's shaken up, and I don't have the supplies that I need to make sure everyone's cared for. Especially now that we have new folks.
If you need a place to stay, I think we can provide. Viper's prickly at times but they just want to help, shouldn't even need to run this by them. What are your coordinates?
Uh... [She tells them their coordinates after a moment of fumbling.]
Roger that, we'll be there in a sec.
[The radio cuts out, and only a few moments later a bus falls from the sky.]
[The shittybus' radio shrieks with static for just a moment before cutting out again.]
[It fell in front of a small, gray bus, scraped up and covered in dirt and what may be blood or rust but still going despite its loud sputtering and it being literally held together with ducktape. Out of the bus' driver's seat comes a short but muscular woman with brown skin and short, curly hair that's gone shock white. She waves. Her hands have thick gloves.]
HEY BRO ARE YOU BLAZE
no i am a bus.
OH. SORRY
...
"We hear you, what's the problem?" -@roundtablebus
What's todays date?
[Their voice is fuzzy with static and sounds somewhat pained.]
"It- March twenty-one, two thousand twenty-two. Why?"
Motherfucker! [They suddenly shout, hitting the horn. They take a deep breath.]
Fuck. Okay. Uh... Me and my passengers have been missing for... uh, roughly four months and eleven days. My bus is damaged, some of us are injured, and we are missing a lot of our supplies. We don't know where we are.
"Oh shit- uh, we don't really have any tracking stuff over here, but I'll see what I can do..."
"Just- wait there, lemme..."
[Clanking noises can be heard]
Okay.
...Who am I speaking to, by the way?
"You're speakin' to me, Virgil. Knight of some faraway place you've never heard of before."
"And this bus, I guess..."
Nice to meet you, dude. People call me Driver- or, uh, Strange.
"Nice t' meet you, too. Strange, huh? Guess that's not too weird, pardon the pun. I know someone named Bug, so..."
"Anyway, should be able to get something working right about... Now."
"...huh."
What?
"Well, uh... the thing I'd have used to track you just exploded."
Huh. Weird. [They don't really sound surprised.]
Okay let's see if I can get my GPS to work. Where are you
[A message comes over a radio in the shittybus.]
Hello. If you're hearing this, me and my passengers need help.
Blaze here, Monarch Squadron. We read you loud and clear. Mind givin' us a name?
( @strangebusdriver )
My passengers just call me Driver. Sometimes it's Strange. Um, we have been... missing... for a little over four months.
Nice to meet you, Strange. So, what exactly does "missing" entail? No idea where you were?
No.
We've vanished like that before. But just for a couple of hours. And it brought more people to the bus this time.
So, let me get this straight. Your entire bus, passengers included, disappeared for 4 entire months.
I don't think I need to say this, but that seems odd. Still, not my place to say what happened, even if I knew. Is there any way we can help?
Dude, why the hell do you think I'm called Strange?
But yeah, uh... I guess we just need a place to recooperate. Everyone's shaken up, and I don't have the supplies that I need to make sure everyone's cared for. Especially now that we have new folks.
If you need a place to stay, I think we can provide. Viper's prickly at times but they just want to help, shouldn't even need to run this by them. What are your coordinates?
Uh... [She tells them their coordinates after a moment of fumbling.]
Roger that, we'll be there in a sec.
[The radio cuts out, and only a few moments later a bus falls from the sky.]
[The shittybus' radio shrieks with static for just a moment before cutting out again.]
[It fell in front of a small, gray bus, scraped up and covered in dirt and what may be blood or rust but still going despite its loud sputtering and it being literally held together with ducktape. Out of the bus' driver's seat comes a short but muscular woman with brown skin and short, curly hair that's gone shock white. She waves. Her hands have thick gloves.]
HEY BRO ARE YOU BLAZE
[A message comes over a radio in the shittybus.]
Hello. If you're hearing this, me and my passengers need help.
Blaze here, Monarch Squadron. We read you loud and clear. Mind givin' us a name?
( @strangebusdriver )
My passengers just call me Driver. Sometimes it's Strange. Um, we have been... missing... for a little over four months.
Nice to meet you, Strange. So, what exactly does "missing" entail? No idea where you were?
No.
We've vanished like that before. But just for a couple of hours. And it brought more people to the bus this time.
So, let me get this straight. Your entire bus, passengers included, disappeared for 4 entire months.
I don't think I need to say this, but that seems odd. Still, not my place to say what happened, even if I knew. Is there any way we can help?
Dude, why the hell do you think I'm called Strange?
But yeah, uh... I guess we just need a place to recooperate. Everyone's shaken up, and I don't have the supplies that I need to make sure everyone's cared for. Especially now that we have new folks.
If you need a place to stay, I think we can provide. Viper's prickly at times but they just want to help, shouldn't even need to run this by them. What are your coordinates?
Uh... [She tells them their coordinates after a moment of fumbling.]
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[A message comes over a radio in the shittybus.]
Hello. If you're hearing this, me and my passengers need help.
Blaze here, Monarch Squadron. We read you loud and clear. Mind givin' us a name?
( @strangebusdriver )
My passengers just call me Driver. Sometimes it's Strange. Um, we have been... missing... for a little over four months.
Nice to meet you, Strange. So, what exactly does "missing" entail? No idea where you were?
No.
We've vanished like that before. But just for a couple of hours. And it brought more people to the bus this time.
So, let me get this straight. Your entire bus, passengers included, disappeared for 4 entire months.
I don't think I need to say this, but that seems odd. Still, not my place to say what happened, even if I knew. Is there any way we can help?
Dude, why the hell do you think I'm called Strange?
But yeah, uh... I guess we just need a place to recooperate. Everyone's shaken up, and I don't have the supplies that I need to make sure everyone's cared for. Especially now that we have new folks.
If you need a place to stay, I think we can provide. Viper's prickly at times but they just want to help, shouldn't even need to run this by them. What are your coordinates?
Uh... [She tells them their coordinates after a moment of fumbling.]
...
"We hear you, what's the problem?" -@roundtablebus
What's todays date?
[Their voice is fuzzy with static and sounds somewhat pained.]
"It- March twenty-one, two thousand twenty-two. Why?"
Motherfucker! [They suddenly shout, hitting the horn. They take a deep breath.]
Fuck. Okay. Uh... Me and my passengers have been missing for... uh, roughly four months and eleven days. My bus is damaged, some of us are injured, and we are missing a lot of our supplies. We don't know where we are.
"Oh shit- uh, we don't really have any tracking stuff over here, but I'll see what I can do..."
"Just- wait there, lemme..."
[Clanking noises can be heard]
Okay.
...Who am I speaking to, by the way?
"You're speakin' to me, Virgil. Knight of some faraway place you've never heard of before."
"And this bus, I guess..."
Nice to meet you, dude. People call me Driver- or, uh, Strange.
"Nice t' meet you, too. Strange, huh? Guess that's not too weird, pardon the pun. I know someone named Bug, so..."
"Anyway, should be able to get something working right about... Now."
"...huh."
What?
