Royale with Cheese

the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

enemies to lovers, 40k

Posts that hit different post-covid

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

I want everybody to know that’s Robert Pattinson did a GQ interview and he says in it that out of everything he owns, his only functioning technological device is…. wait for it… an iPhone 4

i also want everyone to know that in this interview he tries to make a pasta sandwich in a process that involves a blowtorch and destroys an entire microwave and the entire second half of the interview is just describing the process with which he does this and i have tears rolling down my face from laughing please go read it

Your adventure awaits….

Dead ass the best post on this entire site. Don’t fight me on this

Oh sweet Jesus.

this is next level