bro what

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

What happened?

9/11

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

thinking of this queen today </3

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

if youre smart enough to go to college, ure smart enough to be at least bisexual

at certain times. when the veil between reality and 2014 tumblr is thin. well lets just say. anything is possible

very funny of dan and phil to be like yes actually rpf lowkey ruined our lives but it’s also saving many others so don’t you dare stop doing it on our account,, no actually like for real please get on ao3 right now it’s serious

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

what a huge day for people who were annoying and on tumblr in the 2010s. and who are still annoying and on tumblr in 2025

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire