Plantera's CrazyBus Rampage

besides queen amira this was the ONLY other monarchy position, or position of structural power in general, held solely by a woman, on this goddamn website and it was the ONLY all-female position! even the lands with non-monarchy leaders have male mayors or otherwise (neopia central, moltara, kiko lake, krawk island, whatever's happening on kreludor)! if fyora really fucked up that much worse than every king who fucked up, fine, have her step down and choose a successor, that's fine. but addressing the element of "faerieland has a weird level of influence in inter-land affairs" by getting rid of the only all-female monarchy and leaving all the shitty dudes in their places sucks! it looks shitty! and yes obviously i don't actually LIKE monarchies, and yes, in reality an all-female monarchy wouldn't suddenly make a monarchy Good, and sometimes writing them out works, but we are writing fantasy world with approximately twenty other Good Fantasy Monarchies^tm happening concurrently, all coincidentally led by men, and did you think this through how this would look at all!

i like the headcanon that fyora just wanted to end the faerie queen targeting happening every other plot

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

spin the wheel of misfortune to risk your life your items and money all to receive crunchy as fuck death pizza

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO DIO REFERENCE????

remember that time in danny phantom where one of the main characters blatantly admitted he’s a furry

(i would die trying to finish this dont ask me to finish this i cant make sense of that neck)

tyrannian varwolf :3 just a happy lil guy.........

please appreciate this very low quality meme i made out of official neopets art to reply to my friend (a relatively new neopets player) telling me that playing neopets is becoming a chore for him

phantom trainer money gang... we love cursed swords

I'm sorry but this keeps cracking me up. After nearly 24 years they release a mutant version of one of the most iconic petpets on the site

Schleich should hire me as product developer