We're all gay here.

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

Clear your mind here

The voice in our head is pretty good at accents

the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you

Vaping is like farting. Mostly harmless but it’s still fucking rude to blow it in someone’s face

yo what the fuck. why are bras a thing? they fucking suck. let the tiddies be free.

big reblog

I needed this today, thanks.

Needed this, it’s so hard to remember.

I literally needed to see this. I’ve been working several six-day stretches, haven’t been taking my meds, and just started seeing a counselor again (that I’m iffy about). I’m contemplating a lot about my life.

Ravioli are just spaghetti gushers