A montage of incorrect quotes centered around the pilot, and the demon impersonating him. They’re both dumbasses. Let’s be real
The pilot: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
The pilot demon: Burn the house down.
The pilot: And what did you do?
The pilot demon: I made dinner.
The pilot demon: And burnt the house down.
The pilot demon: No, no, hold up, rewind.
The pilot demon: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
The pilot demon: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
The pilot : Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
The pilot demon: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
The pilot : Yes, and that’s coming from me.
The pilot: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
The pilot demon , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
The pilot: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
The pilot demon : What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
The pilot, already taking off his shirt: God, you’re so fucking stupid.
The pilot demon : You look good in that hoodie.
The pilot: You know where else I'd look good?
The pilot demon , zero hesitation: My bed.
The pilot, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
The pilot: I feel like doing something stupid.
The pilot demon : I’m stupid, do me.
