Happy 10-year anniversary to Hozier's first single Take Me To Church, which released September 13th 2013!
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Happy 10-year anniversary to Hozier's first single Take Me To Church, which released September 13th 2013!

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I FORGOT IM A SIMP FOR THIS MAN
its the boy!
i just saw the entirety of the fellowship of the ring in my mind but this time to a very catchy bop
@messiambrandybuck aren’t you just a bit obsessed with him?
“yOU SHALL NOT FUCK WITH ME” kjdkljsdlskjd
look I-.. don’t appreciate my fixations being called out like that
why 80??? why not…. one hundred and eleven?
“𝓌ₐₗₖ ᵤₙ𝒹ₑᵣ𝓰ᵣₒᵤₙ𝒹”
Selections from “The Somnia Tarot” - Nicolas Bruno
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep 🍃🍂
Part 2 🍃
I think I accidentally deleted half of this post so here’s part 3 and 4 again lol enjoy
somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree
*sits down*
dont you think its weird. dont you think its weird that the space race last time was two of the biggest powers in the world. and now its a handful of rich men. dont you think its weird they can afford that. dont you think its bad that rich men can afford the same things as the government.
dont you think its weird that while the world is suffering and poverty is everywhere, where there's wars and climate change and human pain and homelessness. the same month I've watched people die on the news from unbearable heat and unprecedented flooding. that a rich handful of men are going to space, causing more carbon emissions. dont you think its weird that instead of putting their vast amount of money to use for good they're using it to find a way off the planet theyre destroying.
dont you think its really fucking weird.
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These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY-
[Transcription:
Girl: The boys don't know about this yet but like, when you guys peel off your skin layers, like when we like shed-
Boy: I want, with all my heart- I feel, in my bones, I feel like this is a joke, but- But then I read the comments. Do you- do you guys shed? D-d-do you shed your skin? Do you do that? Is that- Is that like- What- What-what are the other masks for? What-what are the other face masks-? What does that do? D- Is it once a month? Like a Netflix subscription? Is- is it twice? Do they hit you with two? How does- How does- I have so many goddamn ques- Sweet chalupa Jesus I jus-
/end transcription]
The VD just doesn't tell you how desperate his voice is

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i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit
there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!
HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!
They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.
WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!
THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.
@dalethesjtoddler
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”
This post was written by Roy Mustang
Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”
The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”
And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”
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