Sleep Deprived Since 2012

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

so that’s what hillary’s been up to since the election

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

They say the eyes are the window to the soul

Gay culture is using your “straight voice” around new people

Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

My mum always says “sometimes you don’t adopt a cat. sometimes a cat adopts you”

Sometimes?

congratulations on your new cat

i don’t think she likes being hugged from behind