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i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious
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These comics do such a good job of comedic timing and they tend to end exactly where it'd be funniest for the joke to just stop. A lot of other funny comics tend to drop the ball on one or the other.
do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do
i hope he'll accept me into his collection as I am also a big fan of his
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¡Qué arte! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#relatable
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.
Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!
EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds.
UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…
….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.
He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own.
Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job
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my sense of humor is so fucked up because i js found a rabbithole of low quality sickly cat pictures with misspelled random captions
I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HELPME
WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY WHY AM I LIKE THIS
Got some more for you :)
Kittens being grabbed like this is so damn funny to me
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I have never seen anything like this nor have I ever thought of it. I wish my grandma was alive to see this, she was an avid knitter/crocheter.
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash
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now C:≡ approaching octopus territory
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onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory
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because it is only one little cubie
reading about serial killers in the 1800s and they had female incels I guess
hey everyone saying I just don't understand marriage was important for women's survival in the 1800s. I still don't think she had to be a serial killer as a result if i'm being honest. I think you may have skipped the serial killer part
wait real. if I didn't have this damn phone i'd start killing too probably
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still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic
