Don't Think, Just Jump

also azula was the only fire bender in either series to have a blue flame which obviously meant something? what it meant whom knows but it did indicate that she was that bitch

@c-cygnus it u

these are normal pigeons

yes but they’re great

having anxiety makes your whole life a cinema sins video, where every eight seconds the most annoying voice in the world interrupts you to smugly announce some minute detail you you might have maybe screwed up

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

you know when you read a piece of writing so effortless, so graceful and unpretentious that you are both a) thrilled to the point that you have to put it down and walk in a quick circle to make it last longer but also b) PHYSICALLY INCAPACITATED with snarling jealousy and rage

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

chaotic neutral

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

*sniffs* it’s a red….California…excellent year…it’s a late harvest…subtle expression of, dare I say…peach? Exquisite aroma.

“Now I shall cleanse my palate by knocking this glass off the table”

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

People who guested on Sesame Street or The Muppet Show often mentioned this phenomenon in interviews. 

I’m reminded of a possibly apocryphal story where a talk show was doing a Kermit the Frog guest spot, and the sound technicians couldn’t figure out why the audio pickup was so terrible - until they realised that they’d unthinkingly attached the wireless mic to the puppet rather than the voice actor.

@jihopi