hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

[citation not needed. no prablem]

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

if yuo are, , in my "notifciations," i see you therue. i see you. im watching,. and i love you

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.