lesbians for max verstappen

nico rosberg genuinely the messiest, funniest masochist out there for clocking in to sky in barcelona every year without fail just to act surprised when they bring up the divorce crash for the umpteenth time

theyre adding a special car to formula one that is driven by a robot and whos explicit purpouse is to crash into whoever's in the lead at the moment

it starts out at a disadvantage but its is slightly faster than every car in the race

it will be designed by a pervert

Wrestling interviews where they don’t break kayfabe are so funny because it’ll just be like normal sports interview shit until the guy is like well when my buddy Blade Daniels accepted the dark crystal into his heart I thought it was all over

a lot of men that people online are obsessed with calling daddy are one 'good boy' away from shattering their knees on the ground forgetting their names and panting like dogs. it has to be said.

your daddy dom barks on command.

ok but can we run it back for a second and discuss the fact that gp sat on that pitwall, saw the mclaren fuckery go down and thought: oh, max is going to love this and opened the radio to go tea!