kirill is no longer missing a tooth…. massive loss for those of us who were endeared by his gap☹️

making me wait until january for a wild vs pens game is CRIMINAL.

a year ago today the power of prophecy spoke to me n told me qhughes would get traded. need to manifest whose career i should fuck with next🥰

not to get accused by mclaren f1 team of bullying but i just don’t like seeing lionel messi happy :/

good job for that princess diana looking gordon fella! clever boy!

got flamed picking up my takeout by an old man who thinks it’s atrocious i’m wearing sports merch that isn’t england men’s footybally related. baby this is ilya rozanov merch his ability to cause a back arch is way more interesting then men’s football im sorry to break it to you!

hope this isn’t just silverstone weekend to u but rather a reminder that i, kai maxlambiase, was gifted a 2023 max win and a gp podium weekend when i visited that cursed track x

wait why have the wild signed a third goalie……………. gus and wally get behind me NOW

bobrovsky going from scfs to the leafs is wild what a way to say ur going to retire……