Chilling Under the Rainbow

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Jdjsjsjsks

Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.

Can’t risk it

Couldn’t risk not sharing this with my followers. These dinosaurs in the reblogs are very reassuring.

Can’t risk this shit man. Can’t do it.

tom holland? singlehandedly ended fragile masculinity. while all the other dudes were sweating uncomfortably, homeboy just straight out said he’d jump on chris hemsworth’s dick

no he’s just gay