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Which is why it upsets me when people try to push Cub and Scar in this box. Because Cub presents you with a dynamic that hasn't been explored before: what if you thought everything Scar Goodtimes does was fucking awesome. What if you were completely down to get into any and all trouble with him without a single question asked.

What if Hotguy were the sexiest man alive. Well, he is, obviously, and Cub is gonna collect all merch of him that exists, and give him a dedicated corner in the museum, and outbid everyone for the Hotguy painting auction. Because Hotguy just makes him feel a special sort of way, you see.

What if the magic crystals were actually real. And they are. They possess secret, powerful capabilities no one can begin to understand. They bend time and space. You should totally visit the wizard in the jungle and buy everything in stock. Cub did that and Cub absolutely does not regret it.

Scar wants to abuse his authority as the POE, blowing up all shops that he deems unworthy? He should do that. Here are some TNT blocks.

Scar wants to burn down the s11 map, despite the hard work of the firefighters? He should do that. Here is a flint and steel.

I can keep going for eternity. Cub loves crazy. Cub IS crazy, he is Scar's wonderful mad scientist friend who he is a little scared of. Just because he knows how hard Cub can go. Every hermit knows how hard Cub can go. Cleo thinks Cub is the scariest hermit (despite being able to handle him herself pretty well). Doc, despite his evil theatrics, doesn't dare to mess with Cub. Cub can destroy entire Minecraft ecosystems in seconds just because he thought it would be funny. He is not no-nonsence, he is all nonsence.

And he loves his friends so much! Including Scar, especially Scar! He is an incredibly involved hermit who is always ready to help people and participate in community projects. He often laughs at Scar's jokes when no one else does. He always treats Scar with respect, seeing him as an incredible strong and capable individual. And he gets so, so worried when there is even a tiny implication that Scar might actually be in trouble.

bdubs: made a point of highlighting it in his episode right before developing his own storage system. 9/10, might just be an elaborate ploy in the great moss wars

pearl: has expressed frequent distress over scar's shulker monster and a desire to clean it up. 7/10, would be rated higher but has the pressing project of Moving Her Entire Base on the horizon

joe: generally the server's best yes-man. 5/10 loves to play on the bit but his storage system is x's copper golem setup so i don't know if he'd have a strong idea

xisuma: could probably just use the aforementioned golem method. 9.5/10.

honorable methods that do not warrant speculation:

EGG. for comedy's sake, i want them to throw themselves into every competition/game wholeheartedly in the name of server domination and fail miserably every time a la the blue axolotl. realistically, i don't they will do anything this season that could be construed as helping someone. -10/10.

tango. reasonably appalled by the chest monster and generally a proponent of scar learning redstone. man's busy. 0/10.

designs for a sci-fi au!

(more stuff under the cut)

× Scar can obviously pur since he's a cat but he actually learned how to pur from Jellie

× He can chirp and the first time he did this around Grian, Grian freaked out because he didn't think Scar could do that

× Sometimes, when he is laying around in bed, Jellie will lay at the top of his head and start grooming his hair

× it might not look like it but he does have claws, their just retractable (don't ask me how this works, I haven't figured it out yet :p)

× he will get easily distracted by mice and random birds that fly around. This was especially a problem when he was building his zoo in season 10

× he will sometimes use his hissing to imitate creepers to prank other hermits (see season 9)

× having actual cat ears did not stop him from wearing the Jellie cat ears in seaons 9 from Scarland

× when he's startled, he does that tiny cat jump/jolt thing and his tail will bush up

09/07/26

draw each other challenge // 1 base 2 artists