you are not prepa--oh wait i guess you are, shit

do you ever look in mirror and just realise how hot you are because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

no, i can’t see the mirror ||-(

You have fun too! *takes Illidan’s hand and leads him away, then smiles up at him* So, anywhere you want to go look around first?

Hmm... *he looks around, not that he can see anything* Some of the food smells really good. Can we go there first?

Well, at least I managed to kill them all! All it means is I’ll have to kill them all again, which is more than you’ve ever done!

*just starts crying again* Brother why did you have to copy my thing? ||-(

Shush Illidan! I won’t do something like that, now are you going to actually say important things in this meeting, or just accuse me trying to kill you again?

It was an important thing, I don't trust you! I'm not going if you're going!

*smiles gratefully at Anduin, seeming a lot more brave now he has some support behind him* Thank you Anduin. Well Khadgar, if you don’t want to support people I thought you considered your friends, then so be it. Does anyone else want to join us in going to Argus to save my parents and to try and destroy the Legion?

*rather meekly puts a hand up* Um, I was planning on going there to kill demons, so I'll be there. I don't really want to get involved in your family drama though. It sounds complicated and scary ||-(

We’ve been through this, I’m your brother I have to be mean to you! Now, stop going off topic, we were discussing blowing up your home before you so rudely interrupted!

*just looks really sad* Please don’t blow up my home. ||-( There’s animals and stuff there too, you know. And forests.

*doesn’t look too happy at that* well rommath didn’t, so thats not everyone. get your facts straight khadgar. anyway, everyone in favour of blowing up outland, raise your hand!

No don’t blow up Outland I live there ||-(

*has his hand right up in the air* Blow up Outland my brother lives there!

*starts crying*

*doesn’t look too happy at that* well rommath didn’t, so thats not everyone. get your facts straight khadgar. anyway, everyone in favour of blowing up outland, raise your hand!

No don't blow up Outland I live there ||-(

Every human is just a baby, it’s just a fact of life. *makes a face* It is really weird to think about actually, do you want to go drink until we stop thinking about this instead?

*nods vigorously* That's a very good idea. Can you lead me to them? There's too much going on here and it's obscuring my vision a lot. ||-(

Oh wow, it has hasn’t it? Honestly every time you mention things like that it’s kind of mind blowing. Ten thousand years ago just seems incomprehensible to me. But I guess that’s because compared to you my life span is tiny isn’t it? I suppose it’s like how humans can’t really understand blood elf lifespans. They don’t really have the ability to grasp it either.

To be honest it's a little incomprehensible to me too. It was ten thousand years of... nothing. It really only feels like the first six thousand years of my life were actually real, but that's still quite a big number. But yeah, human lifespans are the most confusing. They average seventy years or so, don't they? I've probably taken naps longer than that.

*turns up with Illidan, wearing some very fancy formal robes and a mask though it’s not exactly hard to tell who he is since he is accompanied by Illidan fucking Stormage, but he’s completely not bothered by that, though raises an eyebrow when he sees Kael’thas all dressed up and practically gliding around the crowd showing off* Well, even with the masks there’s no mistaking Kael’thas. Show off.

*is dressed up quite nicely too with a very demon hunter-y mask on. he looks around, confused* What’s he doing? I can’t see anything. ||-( 

Uh, so what’s with that big green planet that’s just hanging around in the sky right now??

Its probably nothing!! I’m sure its just an illusion or something, I don’t sense anything really wrong with it! 

Are you sure?? I mean it looks pretty real, and all demon-y. I don’t know it seems a bit worrying I guess. Maybe Khadgar will know something about this?

Yes asking Khadgar sounds like a good idea! I’ll, uh, I’ll go check with the Illidari and see if they know anything too.