My pubes are actually moss

if calia becomes the new queen of the forsaken will i have to shout at her instead of sylvanas? 

hey folks i tidied up teldrassil for you all! all clean and green, almost exactly the same except now in higher resolution! 

but you see my dear malfurion, now the trees are ready to be refilled! 

hey folks i tidied up teldrassil for you all! all clean and green, almost exactly the same except now in higher resolution! 

SYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLVAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

WRONG WINDRUNNER!!!!! 

…………..There’s more than one?

unfortunately

Oh! I thought there was only Veressa!  You know, the void-y one!

SYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLVAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

WRONG WINDRUNNER!!!!! 

..............There’s more than one?

SYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLVAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

No, she’s supposed to be in charge of the whole Alliance, right? She’s supposedly the only person around here who actually does any work!

…No? Uh, what exactly is she telling you?

............Uh, nothing! Of course! Haha, silly me, I must have just been misinterpreting things!

No, she’s supposed to be in charge of the whole Alliance, right? She’s supposedly the only person around here who actually does any work!

Boy, I’m so glad we’re not going to be at war with the Horde anytime soon! Peace talks with Warchief Vol’jin are great! :) 

WHAT 😫

Oh, well I thought it was important! Tyrande said I shouldn’t trust anything that says peace and Horde at the same time!

Oh, don’t worry! Its perfectly trustworthy– you can believe me, I’m going to be leading the Alliance eventually! :)

...But isn’t that Tyrande’s job? Why would you be doing it, you’re just a child!

Boy, I’m so glad we’re not going to be at war with the Horde anytime soon! Peace talks with Warchief Vol’jin are great! :) 

WHAT 😫

Oh, well I thought it was important! Tyrande said I shouldn’t trust anything that says peace and Horde at the same time!

Boy, I’m so glad we’re not going to be at war with the Horde anytime soon! Peace talks with Warchief Vol’jin are great! :) 

WHAT 😫

*Jumps off of Teldrasill and opens up his cape to hopefully glide down safely, screeching “NYAAAAAHHHHHH” while he scrunches his face up*

*sees Varian and shrieks in fear* AHHHH WHAT IS THAT????!??

Well, at least I managed to kill them all! All it means is I’ll have to kill them all again, which is more than you’ve ever done!

*just starts crying again* Brother why did you have to copy my thing? ||-(

I‘m not copying your thing! You don’t have a monopoly on killing demons, anyone can do it! It’s not my fault I’m just better than you at it!

*for some reason decides to speak up* You’re both just as shit as each other. Illidan can’t do his job right and by the smell of things Malfurion is incapable of washing himself. But by all means, continue this little pissing contest, maybe one of you will feel a little less inadequate by the time the Legion kills us all in the time you wasted.

*just frowns at Rommath, mostly confused* Uh, who exactly are you?

Well, at least I managed to kill them all! All it means is I’ll have to kill them all again, which is more than you’ve ever done!

*just starts crying again* Brother why did you have to copy my thing? ||-(

I‘m not copying your thing! You don’t have a monopoly on killing demons, anyone can do it! It’s not my fault I’m just better than you at it!

Well, at least I managed to kill them all! All it means is I’ll have to kill them all again, which is more than you’ve ever done!

Shush Illidan! I won’t do something like that, now are you going to actually say important things in this meeting, or just accuse me trying to kill you again?

It was an important thing, I don’t trust you! I’m not going if you’re going!

Well I suppose that’s your decision then. I’m not going to not go, I think we already know from past events which of the two of us is more valuable when it comes to slaying demons!

Shush Illidan! I won’t do something like that, now are you going to actually say important things in this meeting, or just accuse me trying to kill you again?