Chiller

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

I like to wake up and go to bed

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

give me a nice thought

bitch I’ll live to WRITE it

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

What if your answer is "No, I don't have trouble waiting my turn because I can't tell when it's my turn so I never take my turn."?

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

I read this every time it comes around, and every time, it makes me weep.

I love how it looked like a cute little art project, but then she whipped out a blowtorch and i realised shit is about to get real

blowtorches are relatively easy to acquire, I'm just boggling at the notion of randomly having an electroplating tank lying around

Jewelers are powerful and should be feared.