wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly