How do I get off tumblr

I scared a lot of people with this post.....

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace

arn't swordfish literally predatory fish?

we just can't know that for certain. we don't know

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.