What a great time.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

pinof kiss??? WHat???? pinof kiss canON???????????????? pinof kiss CONFIRmed??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? im GOMNA thROW up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or busT A nut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yum

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

And from a young age, i knew my favorite activity was obsessing over things