Frog Kisser 2000

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

Some old guy on Instagram using AI to express make the Chipettes flirt with him was already funny to me, but his moronic video being posted on an "Expose Pedophiles" Twitter account taking it completely seriously made me crack the fuck up

I think you can find things creepy or cringe but if your account is about "exposing pedophiles" and you feel comfortable posting the content you're trying to condemn in its uncensored entirety I'm guessing it's not all that serious and I think you know it

Like I think that's the difference for me: If you felt the content was truly disturbing and indicative of an actual risk of harm, you would not be posting it! You would not be posting the entire thing and going "Oh my god LOOK everybody, LOOK at this!! Look at this DISGUSTING THING" like no dude if you were sincere about thinking that was comparable to cp you would not be posting it at all, you wouldn't have dared download it, and you certainly wouldn't be like "SOMEONE needs to do something" like you know very well there are many someones who could help and who wouldn't because they'd be like "Okay so he used... Sora to make the Chipettes watch Obsession with him?" Like what's with this game I feel like lolcowing used to be more honest about making fun of embarrassing people

Guys the point of this is not "It's okay to make fun of this guy as long as you're honest about it" the point is it's absurdly hypocritical to pretend to have the moral high ground and also just straight up a lie to say you're doing this to protect kids. This is not pro-making fun of this guy in the Correct Way. This is anti-directing your entire audience to supposedly investigate the imagined sex crimes of some guy with under 20 followers on Instagram because you can't admit to yourself you enjoy having a platform built around bullying weird people

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."