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Jotaro Kujo and Star Platinum drawn by Araki

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Lilo and Stitch except Stitch is voiced by Dio Brando
@josuyasuweek Day 1: Alternate universeĀ Iām late, but I wanted to share some art of when I was practicing cats!
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The older this gets the funnier it is
Who was Adam Youngās infernal mother???? Ā Like was there some demoness who got a really important job or did Satan go to some random human woman likeĀ āhey wanna be the evil Mother Mary?ā?? Ā Or did he create Adam by likeā¦.budding or something?
yeah iāve been thinking about it a lot too
Whatās your fucking problem??
If you donāt like his music, you donāt have to listen.
oh. Ā oh my god. Ā Iām so sorry
I 100% canāt tell if youāre joking or not but weāre not talking about Adam Young the American singer and songwriter behind Owl City
Weāre talking about Adam Young the fictional antichrist from the 1990 British absurdist comedy novel Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry PratchettĀ
@sauntering-vaguely-downwards have u seen thisĀ
I canāt believe owl city is the anti christ

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Ever since seeing the new trailer with BOTW2, I got deep into the hydrated Ganondorf pool :3
In an AU where the trio work together TwT Which is mostly unlikely but one can drea
I saw this on twitter and itās so god damn funny and cute and WELL DONE
if i see one more post accusing neil gaiman of queerbaiting good omens fans even thoughĀ
heās said that he wants LGBTQIA+ fans to feel valid in interpreting aziraphale and crowley however they want to for the past three decades
neil has repeatedly and publicly said that he supports interpretations of A&C being in love, queer, trans, nb, or a-spec its just that labeling their love is difficult because theyāre divine beings not contained by human ideals of romance and gender
that tweet going around of neil saying that fans wereĀ āreading too much intoā A&Cās relationship was only a partial screencap of a longer tweet in which neil was supporting queer interpretations of his characters but no one on this site has reading comprehension or the ability to use google so everyone saw the incomplete text of the tweet and assumed neil was being homophobic when in reality that couldnāt be further from the truth
the book good omens was published in the year 1990 when it was much more risky to display openly queer characters in media than it is now
the show good omens was made as a memorial to co-author terry pratchett who died in 2015, so obviously, making significant changes to the plot gaiman and pratchett wrote together would be full of emotional hardship and grief for neil gaiman who is no doubt extremely upset that he is making this adaptation without terry alongside him. of course he isnāt going to deviate from the book since terry canāt approve the changes.
there are a million ways to show love between two characters that donāt involve kissing or sex and good omens used every single one of them between aziraphale and crowley
good omens already has many radical messages outside of A&Cās relationship (itās literally a book philosophizing on the dangers of war and protracted conflict and questioning our understanding of christian theology. it also includes issues of feminism, anti-capitalism, climate change and pollution, and nuclear disarmament.) which cannot be ignored especially in todays political climate and to pretend that this show is as problematic as others i could mention just because neil wonāt call two genderless creatures gay is reductive and frankly insulting
im calling the fucking cops
-signed a queer non-binary person who has been a fan of this book for over 5 years and wonāt put up with any more fake woke tumblr bullshit from people who cant be bothered to do their research
I love me some British Tom
Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: āwhat do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, orā¦?ā And i admitted there in front of god and the world āoh I feed it to my peacocks.ā And she just looked so taken aback that I said āIām sorry thatās not the answer you were hoping forā
And thatās how I learned other people donāt really know what to do with kale either. Weāre all pretty sure itās edible, though.
People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food
Iām sorry Iām hung up on the part where op owns peacocks
Purple ones:
And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:
Her name is Artemis and sheās allergic to food.
This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:
Heās Artemisā boyfriend.
They both love kale. I suppose someoneās got to.
OP Tell them I love them!
Are they good guard birds?
That depends on your definition of āguard.ā
They wonāt defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. Theyāre just as likely to get eaten in those cases.
However, theyĀ willĀ harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:
Your car
Neighbors
that one leaf that moved in the wind
the wind
deer in the woods
a hawk overhead
an airplane that might be a hawk overhead
each other
a noise they heard
a noise they thoughtĀ they heard
sparrows
seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it
that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good
the feather that fell off their own body and scared them
thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)
the sun arriving
the sun departing
sometimes predators I guess
I needed this post today. Iām reblogging because Iām sure someone else needs it too. ā¤ļø
Dark Secrets
Howl Jenkins Pendragon, Fancy Anime Disaster Wizardman: Iāve pushed my magic too far⦠Eventually I shall no longer be able to return to human formā¦
Howl Jenkins Pendragon, Fancy Book Disaster Wizardman: Iām⦠Welshā¦

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Tom proving that hips donāt lie and James Corden agreeing.
Is theĀ āfluffy one shotā pig doing whip its with those cans?Ā Cause that feels accurate.
@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD
@frozensnares
Then⦠where do I go? Iām just at home muttering
into the void of an open word document.
@valkyrien Oh but thereās more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ā„ļø
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THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.
IT GOT BETTER
Whereās the lemon buffet
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i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like āwow humans are fucking wildā and took it
Humanityās first contact with Vulcans was some guy goingĀ āIām down to fuck.ā
Vulcansā first contact with Humans was an emphaticĀ āSure.ā
@sineala
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
āsirā¦theseā¦these humansā¦they greet each other byā¦ā *glances around before furtively whispering* āby clasping handsā¦ā
*prolonged silence*Ā āoh myā¦ā
āsirā¦sir how will we make first contact with them? surely weā¦we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??ā
*several pensive moments later*Ā ācontact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, heāll put his hands on anythingā
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: āā¦.my day has come.ā
The vulcanĀ who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Yāall just be makinā up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: hereās a screencap of Solkar doing the āmy body is readyā pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochraneās hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they areĀ ādistant xenophobesā orĀ āhorny on main for humanityā. Also apparently this guy is Spockās great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkarās descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so Iām not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkarās descendants and humans, but Iām also notā¦.notā¦.saying that.
actual footage of first contact makeouts
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes CockraneāsāIām sorry, Cochraneāsāhand⦠The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual⦠It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkarās part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
Thatās why heās so slow in doing it, andĀ so sensual. A part of Solkar canāt believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him canāt believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkarās pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochraneās firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like,Ā āTAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.ā
And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.
Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew itĀ (via kittykatthetacodemon)
Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture
Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: donāt tell me how to do my jobĀ
you guys seemed to like the first one, so here it is. itās back. if peter parker had a twitter part 2.
Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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Microsoft Office Danshi
I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications
Bonus:
it took me like 3 minutes to process the fact that this wasnt cgiĀ
omfg