poets are for each other

dni unless you are a pervert who engages with irredeemable media

modern era les amis are far-left extremists. modern era enjolras is a fucking criminal mastermind. you cannot drop someone like him in our time and expect him to sit behind a desk or run for office somewhere… a person with his set of beliefs, moral values and ideas, seeing the state of the world nowadays? bitch would be busy organizing his group getting it ready for violent action like overthrowing a fucking government or something

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

*gently takes your face in my hands* hey. remember that fandom is for fun. if you're not having fun it is ok to step back. if you're intentionally making it unfun for others it is ok to step back. none of this is real. go sit in the sun and smell a flower. i love you.

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

As much as Richard is a bad person I think the fandom gravely underestimates his trama. Like no one EVER talks about how his dad literally beat him? Compared to the other characters who get paragraphs of an analysis based on their childhood,trauma, and their mental health issues, Richard is barely acknowledged. ALSO evey single time, instead of talking about how something is clearly wrong with Richard and he even has lots of sychopathic tendencys and how his trama has affected him, chalk his actions down to him just being annoying and a bad person. I'll probably make a longer post about this.