Poptart Princess

Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing "no overnight visitors" on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant's sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell

hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces

There's a very effective hex called a "tenant's union" and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)

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aw hell yeah mad libs

ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

i love information i need more

The sad thing is this is a common thing of settler colonialism, the shit bags that came to turtle island and the island chain all remarked on the kindness and generosity of the people they came to meet, Columbus literally said the people he met were closer to godliness than anyone he met in Europe and then started to plan how to use it against them. Europe never let's a good deed go unpunished.

if you're transgender...............keep it up!!!! 👍👍👍

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

This is exactly why I hate making a schedule for myself