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Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

Hey this post was just brought back to my attention and it still fucks

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

they hate me for my classical pronunciation of christmas carol latin

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

taylor swift seen at the game awards and you'll never guess with who

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

penny snap cube aren’t you afraid your unconditional love of humanity might shine through what about your brand

what if you accidentally helped someone feel safe in their own skin when some of us put a lot of effort into establishing personhood as a negotiable