Queen of the Meadow (may contain traces of ants)

typed my symptoms into webmd and it turns out i just need to stand in a river

fellas is it gay to be gay

according to historians? no.

According to rome? as long as you’re a top it’s not gay. 

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

stupid bitches world wide 

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

You are over-encumbered and cannot run

You mean “over-cucumbered”

I will literally kill you

Good luck catching me I’m not over-cucumbered

we don’t talk about the koala sheep from the last airbender enough and i really think that needs to change

We were most likely distracted by Aang losing his mind, and Appa and Momo talking.

The angle of this photo implies that OP is part of the aforementioned crowd.

who do you think started the mothman chant

@thebibliosphere

One of my all time favorite historical facts is that we have evidence of potters’ wheels that predate wheels used for transport so it’s entirely possible that one day way back in the Copper Age a potter needed to move his potter’s wheel across his hut and was like “…hey, what if we…”

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

i’m gonna piss myself

EVERY FUCKING TIME