channel 4: law & order

The Stranger

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

3rd person is the most common perspective style…

I want to trap the can't-read-3rd-person poster in the same room as one of those people who hates 1st person so much they want to wipe it from the universe (usually through not being widely read and only encountering 1st person ever in a particularly annoying type of YA fiction). then we'd see who wins, and if they manage to overcome their differences and fall in love. i think i could make a whole anime out of that

The encounter between them should be narrated in second-person. To annoy both of them.

You think that’s a wonderful idea.

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

you mean yeah okay you'll reblog that

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

The Melancholy and Disappearance of Pjackk

I hate how the advice for avoiding burnout is all "if you feel like everything is a chore you're making yourself do, you should rest and do things you want to do voluntarily :)" like the fuck you mean want to do. I don't want to cook a nice homemade meal, go outside to spend time in nature, make cutesy fun little crafts, read books, or do any of that shit. Those are also chores I make myself do. Self care is a chore. Either I am up and making myself do shit that I don't want to do because people are making me and I am supposed to, or it's phone in bed. There is no secret third thing.

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life