Are You Seeing This Shit My Lord

If it’s the 1800s and you’re in some kind of economic hardship it may be tempting to take a position at a remote manor house whose owner’s past is shrouded in secrets. DO NOT DO THIS! Mysterious owners of remote manor houses NEVER give hazard pay!

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

I'm chivalry farming while you're knavemaxxing

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend