Are You Seeing This Shit My Lord

being an early bird is soooo awesome taking the longest slowest most leisurely start to the day and it is now 8:25am

And this is of course not even mentioning the worm

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

relapsed on boar hunting

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

I'm starting a steppe nomad horde who wants in

You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.