Are You Seeing This Shit My Lord

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

In my reign as dictator citizens must obtain a license to own a dog and it will be so obnoxiously bureaucratic and convoluted people wont even bother. Unless you can prove that you live on a farm or ranch or are blind or whatever

IF YOU POSING W/ AN ANDURIL REPLICA IM FUCKIN STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill