it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

tomorrow i'll be crazy normal. everyone will be shocked.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette