my cat she hits me and yells at me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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The Bowery Presents
RMH
Noah Kahan
almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Kiana Khansmith

Origami Around
Today's Document
Xuebing Du

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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my cat she hits me and yells at me

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float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea
Based on a true story
job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?
job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?
i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire
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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

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the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us
Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."
"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"
"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"
translation notes:
The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺
I fucking can't with his little face
some round fools
happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

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it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good
for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade
incredible stuff happening out there
Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama
they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
meant an alternative milk .
me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up
It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.
It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog
need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me
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i love both my beautiful daughters