Haikyuu!! Couples vs. Sex
These are from headcanons I came up with on a Discord server for couples who probably arenât into sex/rarely have sex-
SakuAtsu:Â Sakusa probably isn't really into sex, like, at all. There's a chance he might have a rare moment, like a special occasion or smth (weddings, honeymoons, that sort of stuff-) but pretty much never. He's really cautious when getting in a relationship and probably states that he's not all that into it on the first day, used to people breaking it off when they find out, so he just gives them a chance to get out while they can. Since I'm a huge simp for SakuAtsu, here we go. Atsumu is like rlly arrogant and everything, he's shown to be a little narcissistic, but he's not stupid. He's able to adapt if he wants to and loves setting to people who he thinks are powerful. When Sakusa tells him that he's probably asexual, but he's not too sure, Atsumu won't care about it. Sex isn't something important to him, because he's proved that he only cares about the more practical things. He's extroverted, in a cocky way of course, but when it comes down to it he only cares if the team he's in are willing to cooperate and put in their all. He saw how Hinata worked in a group and was excited to one day set for him, sure he was attracted to Hinata's personality as well, but it was the way he played that drew him in. So long as Sakusa is willing to put his all into this relationship, he doesn't care about sex, he just wants Sakusa to love him.
UshiTen: Tendou is like- kind of insecure of his body, so he avoids sex and sometimes even relationships in general with a passion. Ushijima sees no point in sex, he doesn't understand the attraction nor does he think it's important for a relationship, he's the kind of guy who is like 'no sex before marriage' but rather than in a religious way he just wants the moment to be special with someone he can settle down with. So this factor comforts Tendou when they get into a relationship. Maybe a year or so into the relationship, Tendou feels comfortable with telling Ushijima why he avoids sex, tells him about his insecurities and Ushijima decides to help Tendou. When they get married, Tendou may not be comfortable with sex in general, but he trusts and loves Ushijima enough that with him, he can. Ushijima is just happy that Tendou trusts him enough to do something not only intimate but also something neither have experienced. That might be the only time they ever have sex too ig-
KuroKen: Similar to Sakusa, Kenma isnât really into sex, so when he told Kuroo about this, he was scared that heâd leave him. Kenma was probably shocked when Kuroo asked him out and just blurted out all his insecurities and reasons why he shouldnât date him. Kuroo, on the other hand, didnât care. He just wanted Kenma to love him, to be someone he could one day marry. After a lot of talking and convincing, Kenma finally decided to try it out, though still wary that Kuroo might leave him. Once a few months have passed heâll finally relax and be comfortable with their relationship, which will make Kuroo a lot happier. At first Kenma will probably tense up whenever Kuroo gets touchy, but after a while theyâll be into a lot of PDA and their teammates will complain about it 24/7. They probably end up never having sex, but thatâs okay for Kuroo because he has Kenma with him and thatâs all that matters.
TsukkiYama: I honestly donât see either of them being into sex. Tsukishima sees no point in it and Yamaguchi went from being insecure to just not into it. Theyâd be incredibly intimate, though not into a lot of PDA, but theyâve just never crossed that line. Theyâd sleep together naked, cuddled up against each other, but neither of them is bothered by it in a sexual way. They mightâve tried it once, or gotten close to it, but figured out that neither of them were interested in it and decided that itâs just not for them. They still kiss and everything, but theyâve never done it.
EnnoTana/KiyoTana: I feel like Tanaka isnât interested in sex that much and depending on the situation he never gets aroused (sexually). Ennoshita and Kiyoko also donât seem like the type to be too into sex. I feel like theyâd have it on special occasions, but never anything more than that. I donât really have anything else to say on these ships since I feel like thatâs all that needs to be said. They express their love for each other in different ways, thatâs all. Consent is hot-
OsaSuna: Suna isnât a fan of using up his energy, unless itâs volleyball, so he seems like the type of person who doesnât see the need for sex, he probably finds it a waste of time and energy. Osamu is probably kind of into it, but very rarely, kind of for the same reasons as Atsumu. They are twins after all- Suna would be fine with whatever Osamu wants and they probably only had sex once or twice.
AsaNoya: Asahi is afraid of hurting Noya- plus heâs a giant teddy bear. They have a very cuddly and touchy relationship, but I donât see them being into sex. They might have it on special occasions as well.
DaiSuga: Rather than them not being into sex, theyâre just too busy and even then, they donât have it like every week or something.
KyouHaba: Similar to TsukkiYama, Kyoutani and Yahaba donât have that much interest in the activity. Kyoutani may seem like a rabid dog half the time, but heâs comfortable just being with Yahaba in general. Yahaba is kind of like Ennoshita and Kiyoko in where he isnât really interested in sex at all.
OiKen: Oikawa x Kenma :ooo Oikawa respects boundaries and if Kenma doesnât want to have sex, then they donât have sex.
UkaTake: They just.. donât. Theyâre old- jk, they just want someone to settle down with at this point and donât have the time nor interest for it.
TsukkiYamaYachi: Two soft, adorable babies and one salty human.. theyâre just a very soft and fluffy ship in my opinion.
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Sorry I couldnât fit more ships in here, I either donât ship them or donât know that much about them to write it. That being said, I respect all ships and you should not be ashamed for who you ship with who. Unless itâs some shit like Ukai x Natsu or Osamu x Atsumu, then please donât I-
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Idea inspired by:Â https://archiveofourown.org/works/28174035












