#oiken

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kozume Kenma/Oikawa Tooru Characters: Kozume Kenma, Oikawa Tooru, Hinata Shouyou Additional Tags: Character Study, Relationship Study, No Smut, Implied Sexual Content, Teasing, Sugar Daddy Kozume Kenma, Demiromantic Kozume Kenma Summary:

Watching Oikawa play the type of volleyball he loves in a professional setting, for the entire world to see, makes Kenma want to stand on that court again. Watching Oikawa play makes him wish he had reached out; had kept playing volleyball after highschool, because there was a chance (albeit a very slim one) that he could've one day stood on the opposite side of that net, and tore Oikawa apart piece by piece with his own hands.

Kenma wanted to see Oikawa’s disbelief as he realized he’d lost at his own game.

Kenma wanted to destroy him.

Come play Trick or Treat, and I’ll leave you with sweetness and fluff, or darkness and twistiness.

Treat

“No. Kenma, absolutely not. It’s way too early for this.”

“But my feet are cold, Tooru.” 

“Then wear slippers. 

“They’re not the same, and you know it.”

“It’s barely even cold enough to entertain your particular kink, darling.” 

“It’s only a kink if it gets you off.” 

“Now you’re just being difficult on purpose.” 

“I’m being difficult because you won’t let me take the wollen socks out of the spare closet and put them in the dresser!” 

“You know damn well that your socks will take over an entire drawer, and I do not have it in me to deal with that kind of trauma.” 

“Trauma, Tooru, seriously? Trauma?”

“It is incredibly traumatic to watch your things disappear from where they’re supposed to be!”

“They’re your swimsuits, Tooru. The stupid ones. I think Americans call them banana hammocks? Where the fuck are you going swimming in October, Tooru?”

“I don’t know! A hot spring! A gorgeous hot spring at that!” 

“The one managed by Yahaba? The one where you make it a point to scar him for life, repeatedly, by going to the baths nude? That hot spring?”

“Oh my god, you’re the worst husband ever!” 

These are from headcanons I came up with on a Discord server for couples who probably aren’t into sex/rarely have sex-

SakuAtsu: Sakusa probably isn't really into sex, like, at all. There's a chance he might have a rare moment, like a special occasion or smth (weddings, honeymoons, that sort of stuff-) but pretty much never. He's really cautious when getting in a relationship and probably states that he's not all that into it on the first day, used to people breaking it off when they find out, so he just gives them a chance to get out while they can. Since I'm a huge simp for SakuAtsu, here we go. Atsumu is like rlly arrogant and everything, he's shown to be a little narcissistic, but he's not stupid. He's able to adapt if he wants to and loves setting to people who he thinks are powerful. When Sakusa tells him that he's probably asexual, but he's not too sure, Atsumu won't care about it. Sex isn't something important to him, because he's proved that he only cares about the more practical things. He's extroverted, in a cocky way of course, but when it comes down to it he only cares if the team he's in are willing to cooperate and put in their all. He saw how Hinata worked in a group and was excited to one day set for him, sure he was attracted to Hinata's personality as well, but it was the way he played that drew him in. So long as Sakusa is willing to put his all into this relationship, he doesn't care about sex, he just wants Sakusa to love him.

UshiTen: Tendou is like- kind of insecure of his body, so he avoids sex and sometimes even relationships in general with a passion. Ushijima sees no point in sex, he doesn't understand the attraction nor does he think it's important for a relationship, he's the kind of guy who is like 'no sex before marriage' but rather than in a religious way he just wants the moment to be special with someone he can settle down with. So this factor comforts Tendou when they get into a relationship. Maybe a year or so into the relationship, Tendou feels comfortable with telling Ushijima why he avoids sex, tells him about his insecurities and Ushijima decides to help Tendou. When they get married, Tendou may not be comfortable with sex in general, but he trusts and loves Ushijima enough that with him, he can. Ushijima is just happy that Tendou trusts him enough to do something not only intimate but also something neither have experienced. That might be the only time they ever have sex too ig-

KuroKen: Similar to Sakusa, Kenma isn’t really into sex, so when he told Kuroo about this, he was scared that he’d leave him. Kenma was probably shocked when Kuroo asked him out and just blurted out all his insecurities and reasons why he shouldn’t date him. Kuroo, on the other hand, didn’t care. He just wanted Kenma to love him, to be someone he could one day marry. After a lot of talking and convincing, Kenma finally decided to try it out, though still wary that Kuroo might leave him. Once a few months have passed he’ll finally relax and be comfortable with their relationship, which will make Kuroo a lot happier. At first Kenma will probably tense up whenever Kuroo gets touchy, but after a while they’ll be into a lot of PDA and their teammates will complain about it 24/7. They probably end up never having sex, but that’s okay for Kuroo because he has Kenma with him and that’s all that matters.

TsukkiYama: I honestly don’t see either of them being into sex. Tsukishima sees no point in it and Yamaguchi went from being insecure to just not into it. They’d be incredibly intimate, though not into a lot of PDA, but they’ve just never crossed that line. They’d sleep together naked, cuddled up against each other, but neither of them is bothered by it in a sexual way. They might’ve tried it once, or gotten close to it, but figured out that neither of them were interested in it and decided that it’s just not for them. They still kiss and everything, but they’ve never done it.

EnnoTana/KiyoTana: I feel like Tanaka isn’t interested in sex that much and depending on the situation he never gets aroused (sexually). Ennoshita and Kiyoko also don’t seem like the type to be too into sex. I feel like they’d have it on special occasions, but never anything more than that. I don’t really have anything else to say on these ships since I feel like that’s all that needs to be said. They express their love for each other in different ways, that’s all. Consent is hot-

OsaSuna: Suna isn’t a fan of using up his energy, unless it’s volleyball, so he seems like the type of person who doesn’t see the need for sex, he probably finds it a waste of time and energy. Osamu is probably kind of into it, but very rarely, kind of for the same reasons as Atsumu. They are twins after all- Suna would be fine with whatever Osamu wants and they probably only had sex once or twice.

AsaNoya: Asahi is afraid of hurting Noya- plus he’s a giant teddy bear. They have a very cuddly and touchy relationship, but I don’t see them being into sex. They might have it on special occasions as well.

DaiSuga: Rather than them not being into sex, they’re just too busy and even then, they don’t have it like every week or something.

KyouHaba: Similar to TsukkiYama, Kyoutani and Yahaba don’t have that much interest in the activity. Kyoutani may seem like a rabid dog half the time, but he’s comfortable just being with Yahaba in general. Yahaba is kind of like Ennoshita and Kiyoko in where he isn’t really interested in sex at all.

OiKen: Oikawa x Kenma :ooo Oikawa respects boundaries and if Kenma doesn’t want to have sex, then they don’t have sex.

UkaTake: They just.. don’t. They’re old- jk, they just want someone to settle down with at this point and don’t have the time nor interest for it.

TsukkiYamaYachi: Two soft, adorable babies and one salty human.. they’re just a very soft and fluffy ship in my opinion.

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Sorry I couldn’t fit more ships in here, I either don’t ship them or don’t know that much about them to write it. That being said, I respect all ships and you should not be ashamed for who you ship with who. Unless it’s some shit like Ukai x Natsu or Osamu x Atsumu, then please don’t I-

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28281438/chapters/69304125

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28255671/chapters/69241449

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Bringing this back

A moment of silence for all of the drafts I forgot I had on wattpad b4 I deleted it

(Also bonus points if u ship literally the rarest rarepair & there's like,,literally nothing 4 it oooof)

It’s Kenma’s birthday and Kenma’s birthday always makes me really excited!! This year, I wanted to post something about my favorite Kenma ships. (Hopefully I post it on the 16th and don’t forget...) 

I love Kenma with almost any second or third year character. I’m not picky. But there are definitely ships I see as superior or my go to in reading or rp. 

1. Kuroo x Kenma - Childhood friends to eventual lovers. They already get along so well and respect and value each other while maintaining a teasing and fun relationship. They understand each other. They see each others abilities. They work well together. They’ve known each other for a long time. Even in AU’s where they haven’t, their personalities still balance each other out and push each other to be better versions of themselves. And Kuroo doesn’t mind Kenma’s personality which can be blunt and rough around the edges. He’s not the easiest person to handle. But Kuroo knows how and knows not to take things personally. And I just love them. There’s so many things I don’t have the time to write here.

2. Bokuto x Kenma - I feel like Bokuto could pull Kenma out of his shell more and open up his world. Plus there are some similarities between Bokuto and Kuroo and I love Kuroken so why not. But I also feel like Kenma could respect Bokuto and vice versa and Kenma would find his enthusiasm and occassionally childlike behavior endearing. And I think, like Kuroo, Bokuto could brush off Kenma’s sarcasm and blunt/rude behavior and comments. But when he couldn’t, Kenma would be able to take a chill pill and comfort him. I think their vastly different energy levels and different mental abilities would be their biggest obstacle but they could work. And they balance each other out well. Plus Bokuto getting so excited he ends up making Kenma just a little bit excited for something or at least smiling is so cute.

3. Daishou x Kenma - A fairly rare pair but someone once pointed out that Kenma seems to be the only Nekoma player Daishou respects and likes and doesn’t want to see hurt. And ever since then I have shipped them. I think Kenma could handle Daishou’s personality and Daishou would respect him. And I just think the snake has a soft spot for the kitty and could turn him on to the idea. Again, he’s a more outgoing person like the other two so I feel he’s a good match. On the downside, I’m not sure he’ll call Kenma out for his bullshit as much as the others and I’m not sure Kenma will do the same for him either. So maybe they aren’t the sweet couple you want to invite for tea..?

4. Kyoutani/Yamamoto/Tanaka x Kenma - Either one of these or all three. I love the balance of these rough and loud boys with this quiet but honest strong Kenma. I love the idea of these three getting in trouble and Kenma just shaking his head and grabbing them by the ear. I love the amount of sighing Kenma would probably do. Also, I think they would all be able to handle Kenma’s personality and brush off his sarcasm. And they’d pull him out into the world more. 

5. Lev x Kenma - I got accidentally turned onto this ship a little while ago and it’s probably the only ship on here with a first year, but I think Lev works well personality wise for many of the same reasons Bokuto and Kuroo do. I think it would take time and a lot of heartache on Lev’s part before it clicked, but I can def see Lev with Kenma. Kenma’s sarcasm might be difficult for Lev but many of the comments would bounce off. And Lev is persistent enough to get through to Kenma, especially if Kenma loved him.

6. Oikawa x Kenma - Again, a more outgoing extroverted person works well with Kenma. Also both are intelligent and Kenma could stand his ground and call out Oikawa’s bullshit while Oikawa could easily handle social stuff Kenma didn’t want to deal with. Downside... Kenma would be a lot more noticed than he probably feels like being. But I think the two could work it out. And Oikawa dressing Kenma up in awesome clothes and helping him find another side to himself or just the two of them on the couch with apple pie and milkbread is cute.

Now we’re getting to some of the pairs I like, but think might not be as interesting to read about or rp. Mostly because I see them as being calm and very domestic without a lot of interesting things happening unless it’s an Au and you throw some problems in.

7. Iwaizumi x Kenma - Iwaizumi is fairly calm and level headed and so is Kenma. Though Kenma could definitely get on Iwa’s annoyed side with his blunt almost rudeness and disregard for hygiene, chores, and everything else he has no interest in. But aside from that, it’s a fairly calm relationship and I think they could still balance each other out. Plus both of them bitching about what stupid thing their childhood best friend did now or coming home after babysitting said friend at some hang out all night and just being exasperated and done together is cute.

8. Akaashi and Kenma - This is only so low on the list because it’s too calm for me. Both of them are similar personalities and would get along fine but I feel both do better with an opposite to open up their world more. But, that said, Kenma and Akaashi being the quiet couple in the corner observing everyone so they can bitch and gossip later is great!

9. Kageyama x Kenma - I actually do like this one but I’m still new to this idea and haven’t seen a lot for them which is why it’s so far down. But if someone has some good fics or headcanons for these two, PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY. Thanks.