To Live Would Truly Be An Adventure

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Dont die because once you do uoure under my command lol

*bends over seductively and picks up a toad*

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

we sure can buddy, we sure can

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

because have you seen the economy and society lately

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

It's a good song

Nothing but bangers

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

you know what? no. i'm done apologizing.