even yoda needed a closer look

why are my comments on that one post getting traction again what happened….

without checking i’m gonna guess that someone either called me too woke or called me fascist or maybe both

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

remember when it was kinda mainstream to be like all free the nipple. remember when people would urge you to "fight like a girl" because women aren't inherently weaker. does anyone else remember seeing that . How did we fucking get from there to girlmath im just a girl blue job pink job shit. What's fucking happening man.

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Ok you dumb potato don't screw me over this time I need this bigmoneynowhammies daddyneedsanewpairofpants

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

I love how one of the popular American anti-intellectual sentiments is that if you think too much about things you won’t have fun and you’re boring but then the idea of fun that they mean is like watching Netflix shows or listening to the next excruciatingly monotonous album of the month or something. Also it’s genuinely fun to be a hater and pick things apart not even necessarily in an intellectual way. Hating and complaining together is one of the best ways to bond with someone

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along